02-02-12

IT'S MADNESS!

On every deck!  Life aboard a spaceship that's been taken over by a horribly mutated crew is extremely interesting!  Ghosts take on two babes at once, and unspeakable terror lies behind every door.  Such is life - within the influence of "The Jewel of the Damned"!  Becky.  Ooohhhh... Becky's got a new string bikini that's... well, just string.  And the busty beauty stirs up unparalleled lust and jealousy on her debut day at the beach.  In fact, a huge slimy hunk of the 'ol green monster seems to be following her every move.  And it's HUNGRY!  This could only happen in "Dionise, CA" of course.

SMELLS DONE TO ME.

Yep, our wannabe vampire slayer is at the end of his rope.  He's shot his wad and now he's just another tasty snack for the babe with the pointed teeth.  Look at it this way - if ya gotta go...  Oh well - "Kiss of the Vampire" wraps up this week and it's good to the last drop!  Incidentally - next week we're starting a brand new DEATHMATCH series.  Uh-huh.  D E A T H M A T C H !!!!  Gonna be cool to see the SpaceBabes in action again.  And there's a new photo story of alien planetary exploration starting with it - retro-kinky style!  But back to this week.

HORNY PLANTS?

Only within the "Xenomaze" as Bridgitte discovers that big hard things hide in colorful flora - and that they REALLY like her huge tits!  But if you think the flora has needs... wait till you see the fauna!  Then Slid presents another "Sector 13" episode.  You know, terror and death in the place where no ship should go.  But they always do.  And there's ALWAYS a hot babe to suffer the consequences!  And speaking of consequences... how many dim-wit bimbos are gonna have to suffer the wrath of the wolf before they stop seeking him out?  Answer: At least one more.  This week's short story is "Hunt the Werewolf" and she's hot, but obviously not real smart.  I like that...!

And a really good one bubbled up from the depths of the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" this week.  Check out Donny's "Dora Spikes" as she bravely tries to defend her ship from invasion.  Tries but fails!  But I'll give her an "A" for effort.

Groundhog Day... Silly Earthlings!
Mike da Mutant

01-26-12

Man... THAT'S ROUGH!

"Abducting DAISY" - her training's gettin' REALLY rough.  Where's that damn lube when ya need it?  And how long can this sweet young thang endure before she unravels or expires?  Place yer bets.  Now here's a neighborhood beautification project that really worked.  Nope not a "clean up our park" effort - this one's far more lasting.  Ya see... this rockin' chick has it all - all EXCEPT some BOOBIES!  But here comes robo-man to the rescue >WHAM - ZAP< instant huge knockers!  But of course he's gotta give 'em a test ride before he let's her back out in public.  So check out "Bicentennial Fuck" in STAR-WOES section!

WARM 'n HOT!

Slid wraps up the "Towel Lady" trauma this week with an ending that blew the girl's mind and Basta's back with another bitchin' "Wicked Weird Tale" about a sneaky midnight rapist who gets what he wants and then gets what he DESERVES!  BUUUwahahahaha!!!  Bridgette gets a crash course in whore-ticulture this week.  Strung up like a fish and completely helpless, she's on the receiving end of a brutal botanical Bopping!  And after the plant gets it's seed pods serviced... is that HUNGER I see?  EEK!  "Xenomaze" gets scary!

AND SPEAKING OF BLOWJOBS:

And "Kiss of the Vampire" explores the feverish mind of the so-to-be-dead guy as this beautiful undead walking woody gives him his "last rights".  Next week... CLIMAX! (and disaster...)  The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" spins out part two of "SCI-FI Surfer Babes" as both teams of nubile athletes struggle for "the package" - and tear each other apart!

NEXT WEEK: New photo story begins.  Retro sci-fi at it's cheesiest!

Pass the pickles and chips.
Mike da Mutant

01-19-12

HUH?

That's his feverish mindset as the evil Vampire sucks away his life.  Confusion, passion, yearning, imminent death...  But if ya gotta go... there's probably worse ways than the "Kiss of the Vampire"!  But what if death is denied you?  What if your eternal existence is unsatisfied lust and unavoidable murder?  Well then you must be one of the unlucky cousins in the conclusion of "Tainted Legacy" - up this week!

LOST.  ALONE...

...and HORNY!  That's the fate of our second contestant in FurBall's fantastic "Xenomaze"!  But she won't have to be horny for long... nope.  Not for long at all!  It's Xeno FLOWER POWER time!  LT IS ONE TOUGH BITCH!  Laura Talbot takes on a whole pack of giant wolves - after getting nearly guillotined!  And this gal will NEVER roll over - no matter the odds.  The supernatural should fear - HER.  "The Berserker" gets a little time off for rest and relaxation for a change.  And what does a supercharged test-tube sex slave with a bent for destruction do with her down time?  C'mon... take a guess!

DON'T DROP THE SOAP!

And don't ever let the "Towel Lady" get you alone!  MonsterBabeCentral explores another Urban Legend this week with part one of the grisly shower scene.  It's gonna make you turn on all the lights!  And she's a stranger in a strange land - desperate to get back home to Earth. (Dunno why...)  So when the "PIZZA GIRL" shows up please remember that she works for TIPS!  Or maybe a free ride home..?

Tough out there.  Better carry a ray gun!
Mike da Mutant

01-12-12

VAMPIRE VENOM?

Could be.  But whatever the cause our would-be vampire slayer is losing touch with reality as past and future, then and now, all run together in his feverish mind.  Is he getting pumped by the hottie with the fangs or is she still performing mouth to cock resuscitation?  Nether?  Both?  Or is he already dead but not aware of it?  Yeah... complicated.  But oh boy, it's worth the effort to figure it out!  So check out this week's "Kiss of the Vampire" and marvel (I hope) at the amazing slow-motion footage taken at 300 fps - it's an MBC first!

GET LOST!

In "The Labyrinth".  You'll find a couple of gals already there - all tangled up in a huge knot of tentacles and slime.  They think it's a pervert's playground until something HUGE and HARD comes along!  Then it's time for some "Tainted Legacy".  Wow... maybe the Uncle wasn't the bad guy?  Maybe his revenge is kinda justified?  Hmm... who am I to judge - you do it!  Bridgitte is called upon to enter the "XENOMAZE" this week.  And she does so obediently!  What's happening in there?  And what will become of the doe-eyed beauty?  Further issues will tell!  DON'T MISS 'EM!  And one of my favorites is back in the rotation this week.  Observe closely the brave beauties of the "Omega Fighters"!  They offer their delectable bodies up to assuage the lusty monsters that have come into their care.  Apparently the only way to make these mutant mo-fo's turn back into men is to sexually exhaust them!  Good thing that these gals are up to the job.

MUNCHIES.

The monster's got 'em and nothing 'cept a big-boobed bimbo is gonna satisfy his appetite!  So another gal gets gobbled in this week's short story selection called "The Mess".  Ah well... there's more where she came from.  And in this week's wacked-out "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" offering there's some future gals that'd just love to "hang ten" with ya!  At least after they settle this little bet they have with a rival team of "Sci-Fi Surfer Babes"!  Give 'em time boys.  Give 'em time.

Before you know it >POOF< it'll be next week!
Mike da Mutant

01-06-12

BASTARDS!!!

No, not YOU!  I mean those dirty bastards that sent that poor slob on a suicide mission to kill a vampire!  He thought it was real, that he had a chance to rid the world of an ancient evil, but it was all a lie.  Too late he discovers that he and his companions never stood a chance.  That she was far, far too powerful.  Now they're dead and he's a half-cooked woody that she'll use to pleasure herself with before she sucks his life away.  Sure, it's not all that bad at the moment but in the end the "Kiss of the Vampire" will be the last thing that he ever feels.  Bastards...

Uncle weirdo (the dead guy with the cloak) has two of his very own dear nieces in most compromising positions this week.  Whatever their Moms did to piss this guy off musta been very bad.  I mean, he's dead and he's taking out his anger on their daughters!  And this week one of them bites the big one!  So much for familial fondness - this guy's "Tainted Legacy" will send them all to hell!

When the chips are down...

... call out the BIG GUNS!  "Xenomaze"!  I'm re-stoking the fire that came from the freakishly popular comic series one more time.  And this time it's a WEEKLY update!  The first victim enters the mystery maze this week - it's just beginning.  And we'll present all 25 issues back to back until all of your strange-alien-gets-gorgeous-babe fantasies are satisfied!  Like bringin' a gun to a knife-fight.  Can't lose!

There's nothing COMICAL about it!

So why are they called comics? (Sorry - just can't deal with "adult graphic novel" - too "sanitation engineer-ish", ya know?)  But back to the uh... COMICS for this week.  First up is Slid's latest "Sector 13" installment.  He came from the deep desert of a world long dead.  But he breathed life back into a tempting damsel that he chanced upon - and her life changed forever!  Who was this mystery "man"?  Ya gotta read the story!  Then "Monster Joe" lurks in the dark forest looking for victims.  Fortunately for him, he spies one drop-dead-beauty alone in a secluded cabin and before you can say "suck it bitch!" he's got another conquest!  Apparently, I been doin' this all wrong.  Dammit.

And there's a whole new twist in "Jewel of the Damned" this time around.  The alien jewel has done it's thing to reality once more and this time the cuddly sex fiends have turned into KILLERS!  A Ghostly apparition is now the ship's top sex-predator and he's found sweet over-boobed Claudia sans guardians.  She's NOT enthusiastic about his lusty attentions, but with her man missing and her robo-protector disabled... well there's not much that she can do about it.  Ghastly!  Horrible!  Right on target!  And it just ain't an update without the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" chiming in.  So this week's update serves up "Straight Flush" from Donny.  She was acquired as payment for a gambling debt.  But her training and abilities far surpassed all expectations and now all the aliens WANT AN EARTH GIRL!  No good can come from this - it's tough enough policing the planet as it is.  Dammit.  Just when things were settling down...

DID YOU SEE THAT?

THAT.  The two new buttons on the main page!  Oh c'mon... you gonna tell me that the sacrifice of my little mini-banner so that we could set up "Abducting Daisy" and "Xenomaze" with their very own feature buttons didn't get your attention?!!  Good gravy, dude!  I hate to mess with things, but "Daisy" proved so damn popular that I had to make it an ongoing series and "Xeno"... well Xeno deserves a whole page!  But we do what we can and since I don't have any "clunker" content to drop we just had to e x p a n d.  Guess that's a good problem, huh?

And sorry for the day-late update.  Screwed myself by stupidly forgetting to upload some important stuff so I had to fix my mistakes last night.  I'm okay.  Just a little mentally wobbly these days.

This too shall pass. (I hope.)
Mike da Mutant

12-29-11

IT'S ALMOST OVER!

2011 I mean.  And the final update of the year is a ZINGER!  I guess even the most generous Vampire gets tired of just giving 'cause this week she's climbing on board for a wild ride in the dungeon!  Quite a "Kiss of the Vampire" she delivers, huh?  Ya gotta wonder... is it cold?  Then good old "uncle weirdo" has split the three busty cousins apart and is taunting each one individually.  But this supernaturally supercharged madman can't keep his incestuous desires controlled much longer.  The only real question - since they're all doomed - is who gets the spook wiener FIRST!  That's his last perverted bequest in this week's "Tainted Legacy".

"The League of Monstrous Gentlemen" is back again with a second amazing issue.  This time the Mummy gets some, too!  It's in the short story section even though it's an ongoing series.  I just ran out of front page real estate for another button!  Everybody needs a little "POISON"!  This week you can get yer fix as the good doctor personally demonstrates it's proper use to a prospective buyer.  I'm pretty sure she'll make the sell (wink wink)!

MISSING: KILLER YARD GNOMES.

Oops!  Never mind - found 'em!  They're all in the basement teaching sweet young Becky a new twist on givin' "head".  But she's been through a lot and is desperately trying to escape they're evil grasp.  Maybe if she sets them on fire?  We'll see.  And what better way to look back upon the year than with a little trip in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"?  Especially when it's destination is a hot space vampire on a killing spree!  Yep, that's this week's "The Dark Evil".  QUERY: if you were drowning and woke up saved by a hot horny redheaded mermaid would you complain?  Me neither.  But perhaps the Captain of this week's "Wicked Weird Tales" offering should have made some contingency plans...

NO MORE BAD PUNS!

...for the rest of the YEAR.  I promise.
Mike da Mutant

12-22-11

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Happy Hanukkah, too!  There's a special "member only" Invasion Report linked up on the front page.  It's got one of SBC's low points chronicled for posterity and now (9 years later) we can finally laugh about it.  I just hope Santa's not holding a grudge - he was kinda pissed.

SO WHAT'S UP?

Well, there are new clips in the suckorama that we call "The Kiss of the Vampire", a new and revealing chapter of "Tainted Legacy" and a bunch of fresh comics!  The creepy spook in "Tainted" has got some serious issues as he lusts after his own sweet nieces.  "Monster Joe" invades the bedroom of some far away princess and seriously tarnishes her soul (as well as other parts) as he distorts her fragile female parts.  Then "Europa" is back and... so is a dead guy?  Huh?  I thought Kat's momma killed that prick!  Hmmm...  Less confusing to my tiny mind is "The Berserker" where a desperate cop takes lascivious advances in stride in order to get that all-important tip leading to our heroines arrest!  Whatever the intel was - she's earned it!

BUT I LIKE EVIL!

Lucky you.  "Laura Talbot" gets the back story on a town that's accursed!  But strangely, as she hears the ancient tale of evil and corruption she's... SERIOUSLY turned on?  WTF?  Is this place getting to the famous monster hunter?  Can she prevail against her own body's freaky reactions?  And does she want some help? (hehehe... pant, pant)  It's a brand new issue of a brand new chapter!  And closing out the update is "To The Rescue" from the depths of the W.A.B.A.C. Machine!  This chick needed a bigger gun!

So enjoy the holiday weekend and save lotsa room for desert!
Mike da Mutant

12-15-11

CREEPY UNCLE STRIKES BACK!

In a BIG way!  "Tainted Legacy" begins this week - our new photo story!  So there's these three gals that inherit a huge rural home from an uncle that the family has shunned.  And they had good reason - as these gals are about to discover!  Join us as we explore the dark corners of imagination and supernatural terror - starts NOW!  Then you'll see that Vampires obviously have no gag reflex in this week's "Kiss of the Vampire" clips.  Guess that makes sense.  If you get your meals by tearing out the throat of people and sucking their blood... I guess you'd be immune, too!

MUTHA LOAD!

..of AMAZING comics this week!  The comics are terrific.  "The Grid: Recharged" is this month's "Star Woes" entry and it's nothing like that mild mannered series of movies - MUCH better! ('least for us.)  And "The Labyrinth" gets a fresher as the gals fall into another trap.  But this one dissolves their clothes and makes 'em do naughty things to each other!  "Ligea - Vampire MILF" is back!  You can find her in the short story section this week where she's up to her usual evil doin's.  Then a couple treasure hunters are wishing that they'd stayed home today.  In "Jungle Gem" a ruthless woman will stop at nothing to secure the find of a lifetime - but she had no idea what it REALLY was!  And in this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" entry a futuristic tomb raider discovers that the "tomb" she's exploring is really more like an alien club house.  And boy - are they glad she dropped by!

Me too!
Mike da Mutant

12-08-11

IT'S GET'N JUICY:

Vampires... really when you think about it... who would you expect to be the best at sucking?  Experience counts!  So check out the "Kiss of the Vampire" and marvel at the mastery!  It's NOT gonna be a case of kiss and tell - unless our "victim" has got a secret way to escape.  And wants to escape...

BITCHIN!

That's the word for the comic updates this week - and that's downplaying it!  Starting with "Omega Fighters".  The mutagenic virus that's turned men into monstrous horny sex maniacs is being studied.  But the only cure seems to be to let 'em exhaust themselves on an endless cadre of volunteer Spacebabes!  Curiously, one seems to defy the therapy - more about that later.  "Abducting Daisy" - it's like an alien cottage industry!  And sadly for Daisy she's become VERY popular with the flying saucer set.  This one's in the short story section, but it's really the third in a mini-series.  "Monster Joe" is also in with the short stories.  The big ugly brute discovers a lonesome lovely all despondent and abandoned in a post apocalyptic world and decides to "comfort" her.  'Course he'll do it HIS way!  "Jewel of the Damned" is up, too.  This time there's a general orgy goin' on between the survivors, but just as they seem to have adjusted to the bizarre circumstances that they've found themselves in - there's a wrinkle - "Wha... What's that GLOW?!!!"

I WARNED 'EM.

I did!  I said, "DON'T VENTURE OUT TO 'SECTOR 13'."  But nobody listens...  This time a busty pilot gets a little too curious about a stray box she finds in the ship's hallway.  And when she opens it up for a peek.. well we won't be seeing HER again!  I told ya so!  Darwin awards all around.  Back on Earth there's a certain alien explorer who just can't leave until he tries out some of that famous Earth nookie.  But the poor workin' girl that he decides to accost is get'n a "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" version of the "Hooker Blues".  BIG TIME!

Terrific update -thanks guys!  Hope ya LOVE it.
Mike da Mutant

12-01-11

TIME TO GET UNREAL:

Yep.  So she's at least 10,000 years old and has obviously been around. (If'n ya knows what I mean.)  And the the lone survivor of the three assassins is about to get the last thing he expected to get from the "monster" he was sent to kill.  And brother... she's gonna blow his... uh, mind!  Of course, when it's over he's gonna be a snack, but until then... enjoy the "Kiss of the Vampire"!

IT'S SO DELUSIONAL!

So there's this "Indiana Jones" wannabe that stumbles into an ancient ruin only to find a gorgeous half-naked native gal just waiting there to screw his lights out.  Sound too good to be true?  Hmmm... check out the latest issue of "Wicked Weird" for confirmation of your skeptical assumptions!  Oh NO!  It's the "Invisible Sex Maniac"!  And this week the poor guy's got his work cut out for him.  Maybe he's just a victim of his own success, but this time he stalks a hottie who rooms with another hottie - who lives in an apartment building full of hotties - and they've all heard of him and wanna try out the "can't see him" lover!  Better take yer vitamins dude!  And it's time for a dose of "Poison"!  This time the drop-dead evil scientist babe is taking stock and reviewing her victories.  She's gonna turn us all into monsters - one orgy at a time...

VICTORIAN MANNERS...

...and freaky monster sex!  That's what the "Fraternal Order of Monstrous Gentlemen" brings to the table.  Lord knows that when Drac and Frank get back together for some party time - SOMEONE'S gonna suffer, but ya gotta admire their polite mannerism as they stick it to the babe!  EXCELLENT COMIC!  (I hope there's more forthcoming).  And "After School Special - Dionise CA" is up again!  Becky just got laid in the basement (by the same pool boy that her mom just blew) when she goes upstairs for a snack.  When she gets back he's dead and some tribe of deadly lawn gnomes is about to finish what he started!  Can't say that I blame them.  Then it's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" time!  This week's blast from the past is "Special Teams" and you'll never look at the locker room quite the same way again!  Why is it that the ugly alien critters always get the hot babes?

Yeah.  I dunno either.
Mike da Mutant

11-23-11

HOT DAMN!

OH MAN!  We've got a real smokin' video goin' now!  Pissed me off after workin' so hard (and still being a day late) that we get it published last week and I'm too friggin' sick to rave about it.  The flu hit me like a mother-in-law's stare and pretty much took me out most of last week.  But it's time for a little chest thumpin' now.  "Kiss of the Vampire" is our first flic shot with the new HD camera & shotgun mic, and it was edited using the newest/best effects software that I can master.  And in a week or so we'll get to the slo-mo shots made using a high speed camera for even more ZING!  The whole damn thing was shot green-screen and the "scenes" were done in post production.  Ball-busting amount of work, but I'm really happy with the results.  Hope you guys are, too!  We back-filled a little set-up info on the movie page so that you'll get the overall idea, and Natalie Minx does an AMAZING job as the Vampire who's been delivering this "kiss" for 10,000 years!  Ain't no substitute for experience boys!

HOLY SMOKES!

It's a RED HOT week!  Lemme tell ya 'bout the rest of the update.  First - Briaeros is up in the rotation with another killer episode of "Laura Talbot Monster Hunter".  This is sooo damn good.  Been workin' with this artist for over 9 years now and he just gets better!  "LT" is a great story, well thought out and superbly illustrated and the action is amazing.  Warning: you may NEVER be able to get that blonde gal with the two foot long tongue out of your mind!  I think I love her...  Top shelf, first-rate all the way!  Same can be said for "The Berserker" from Predator - another lavish issue of the best bad girl in the business this week!  And for once she's not killing anybody!

FEELIN' SHORTED?

Huh?  NO WAY!  We gots lots of shorties!  "Monster Joe" is actually a mini-series, but I have so many series goin' on now that I ran outta buttons!  Joe's a huge hairy more-than-human kinda guy that has a winning way with all the hot chicks!  If they're into it - or not!  Caution: don't try this a home - you'll go to jail - forever.  Then Slid's up with another "Urban legends, Camp Echo" yarn for the slasher-freak in you.  But there's less slashing than thrashing and these demonic characters enjoy setting the humans up for a fall as much as the killing part.  Damn clever these spookies...  Hell, this "short story" is up to it's 9th chapter... did I mention I ran outta buttons?  Then the only "real" short story in the short story area this week is "Out in the Cold".  And it's a tasty treat for you VORE fanatics 'cause this gal ain't fast enough to escape and gets gobbled by Frosty the snow beast!  And roundin' out the selection is " Tomb 19v" in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine".  A not too bright explorer on an alien world finds a tomb full of aliens.  But is it really a "tomb" when they all come back to life for some much needed sex with the silly human?  We'll have to ponder that a spell.  Still ponderrin'...

Early update so we can all dig in to the grub tomorrow - it's Thanksgiving here in the U.S.A.!
Gobble gobble!
Mike da Mutant

11-18-11

UPDATE IS UP <stop> NEW MOVIE DONE <stop> EXHAUSTED <stop> WILL BS LATER <stop>

MIKE <stopped>

11-10-11

I DID IT AGAIN!

Yep, still buy'n time to get the new movie the way I want it.  So this week's PPV flic substitute is "The ACME BCD".  I kinda like to lighten it up a bit once in a while anyway - too much scary shit out there in the real world!  Enjoy a few giggles and make sure to look at the bottom of the ACME page where I've posted a couple stills from next week's movie.  It's gonna be a killer!

READY FOR THIS?

Hope so... there's a BUNCH of comics up!  Starting with "SECTOR 13" where only fools go!  Fresh chapter in the new series for your edification and enlightenment.  Then "Jordan Nightshade" is about to be vamp'd in the short story section and she's joined by "Abducting Daisy" and "Another Close Encounter" in the same section.  "Jewel of the Damned" gets even scarier this week as the mutations become more evident and invasive while "Omega Fury" takes it's turn in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine".

TOMORROW...
Is Veteran's Day.
THANKS VETS!
Mike da Mutant

11-04-11

EVER GET IT HANDED TO YA?

Your ass, I mean.  Well I did.  My intention was to have the next flic rolled out this week, but it didn't work out.  And it's way too damn good to rush so...

YOU UP FOR A BRIBE?

It's a good one!  Here's the deal.  You refrain from hating me and I'll give you a complete 54 minute long movie from the PPV area this week.  Deal?  C'mon!  Cut me some slack so that I can master the new f/x software and the 64 bit programs that technology has thrust upon me!  Thought I had it covered... I was wrong.  So in a classic move to buy some time I've posted the complete "ZOMBIES" flic in the member area - for THIS WEEK ONLY!  Next update it'll disappear faster than a hooker's smile, then I'm gonna put up another one!  Yeah.  Learned my lesson - no rushing on the upcoming movie - so I'll buy two weeks of head scratchin' time and you'll get two complete Pay Per View flics while I'm sweating 64 bit f/x blood.  Okay?  By the way, I wouldn't be doin' this for a lesser project - the next one up is a MAJOR movie upgrade for us - you'll see.  And "Zombies" is one of our all-time best flics and a best selling PPV.  So take the bribe - with my humble compliments.  FREEBIE GUYS - Even the "Zombie" preview is 3 minutes long!  Mucho Gusto, Hombre!

COMICS UNLEASHED!

And a bunch of 'em!  "Rouge Vampire (part 2), "Rivals" and "Undead 2" grace the short story section and "Solara Sex Temp" is up in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"!  Good stuff - right on target if yer into naked girls, sex, aliens, scary critters and lotsa blowjobs.  And if not, seriously, what are you doing HERE?  Then "AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL - Dionise CA" is up with the 28th issue of this kickin' comic!  Becky's mom sucks gardener schlong, but doesn't notice the killer lawn gnomes behind her.  But when sweet, sweet Becky goes for some of that too they'll follow her inside.  What their intentions are... we'll find out together!  And there's a fresh issue of "Wicked Weird Tales" this week.  It's "Little BIG World" and it's a sick, sick twist on "Gulliver's Travels".  BIG babe wakes up to tiny tormentors, but somehow they strike a bargain.  A JUICY bargain!  Everybody wins!

Humbled but resolute,
Mike da Mutant

10-27-11

YEAH. LIKE YOU NEVER...

...had sex with a gal that you didn't wanna be seen with!  HA!  But maybe your "piggy poke" wasn't quite as bad as Robert Knox's?  Well it's over this week and the alien girl-critters got what they wanted.  So what's he gonna do about it now?  Probably just sleep it off as "DOUBLE TROUBLE" concludes with many unanswered questions.  Then the conclusion of "Time of Demons" is up and some really hot chicks get a double dose of the 'ol demon seed.  And they LIKE it!

SHORT ATTENTION SPAN?

Gotcha covered with several short stories this week!  "Zilora #4" leads off as the mistress of evil takes on an ancient African fertility god in a one-on-one sex-battle to the death!  This gal has SKILLS!  Then "Jordan Nightshade" is on a killing spree that can't be stopped (unless she pauses long enough to have sex!).  And "Chasers #2" is up in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine."  While one gal sacrifices all to keep the bad alien goons occupied her cohorts have arrived to save the day!

SERIES UPDATE!

Nah... not baseball.  Our exclusive comic series!  Like "The Labyrinth" from Basta.  It's Spacebabe against barbarian in the endless tunnels of doom!  But a snapped sword changes EVERYTHING this week and this one just keeps get'n better.  Then Briaeros' masterpiece "Laura Talbot" is back with the most disturbingly fantastic issue yet!  Her new friend is grateful for Laura saving her life and decides to reveal a little secret.  But there's really nothing "little" about her 18" tongue and she's gonna give Laura the ride of her life!  AMAZING!

NOT TO BRAG...

Ok.  Maybe a little.  NEXT WEEK we're starting the most intense new movie in ages.  Gorgeous gal and some fabulous video footage combined with TONS of 3D graphics and special effects.  Don't miss the premier of "Kiss of the Vampire"!!!

Now I better get back to work!
Mike da Mutant

10-20-11

FANTASY OR FREAK OUT?

Yeah... that's what Robert Knox is try'n to figure out in this week's "DOUBLE TROUBLE" update!  Either way there doesn't seem to be too much that he can do about it so... relax and let it happen?  Why not?  Snarky pig-critters aside, it still looks like a good time to me!  And check out "Time of Demons" this week.  It's the first of two parts and it's all about a time when DEMONS ruled and the women served!  Yeah... tough to imagine, huh?  Well, that's why it's fantasy!

KICK-ASS COMICS!

Oh yeah.  Like "a new episode of "POISON"!  This time some demented chick experiments with the secret formula on a PIG!  Don't see anything good comin' outta this meself, but I guess she'll find that out.  Then we're starting a new comic series called "Sector 13" this week.  It's all about the premise that some places (even large regions of space) are just inherently EVIL.  And as this one unfolds you'll see what we mean.  IF we survive!  "Abducting Daisy" begins as well with a sneaky alien bastard that has got the hots for this gorgeous farm girl.  But once he's finished with her it looks like she's gonna get passed up the chain of command.  And she AIN'T gonna like it!

DISSENT AMONG THE UNDEAD?

You betcha!  And when a beautiful "Rogue Vampire" decides to go after her own kind there's gonna be a helluva battle!  Place yer bets...  Let's go back...  "W.A.B.A.C." in fact!  This week's offering is part one of "Chasers" - the story of bad-ass babes with guns hunting down the evil mutant hoard - not very successfully I might add!  But hey, they should know better than to mess with us mutants!

I think...
Mike da Mutant

10-13-11

BLOW BABY BLOW!

Bobby, just relax and roll with it!  That's my advice for the "victim" in "DOUBLE TROUBLE"!  Sheeezz... I mean yeah, sometimes the two hot cocksuckers kinda look like alien pig critters, but hey - who hasn't been there a few times?  At least they seem competent at what they're doing and when they're not alien pig critters they're pretty damn hot!  So kick back dude and let 'em do what they're gonna do anyway!

HERE'S TO THE SPIRITS!

The newly released spirits of the girls of "Hurdford House" are free now.  Free to engage Hurdford in an eternity of kinky ghost sex that is!  It's the final update and it's a slaughter!

FIENDISHLY FABULOUS COMICS!

It just happened that way!  One INCREDIBLE week of comics updates...  Like "Omega Fighters."  The mighty Black Rage comes across an evil doer doin' evil (go figure..) and just HAS to intercede.  BIG MISTAKE.  She's a prime Omega Fighter, but she's stumbled across DR. GREY, the mastermind behind all of the recent mutant attacks.  Poor Rage is instantly enthralled by his powers and can't resist his will.  And his will is that she will be his next sex slave - now and forever!  And he also reveals his evil plans for ALL the Omega Fighters!  Then "Jewel of the Damned" is back again with more interstellar terror!  Everyone aboard has been CHANGED.  A few were enhanced, the rest are cannibalistic fantasy nightmares that prey upon them.  Amazing sexual encounters take place next to deadly dismemberment and you never know what's around the next corner!  And James Lemay's newest nightmare, "EUROPA," unfolds as Katya comes across a mysterious space shuttle - waaay out there where shuttles don't go!  No apparent life-signs, no activity, no damage.  What's going on?  Guess she'll have to go over there and find out!  "Jordan Nightshade" rips an adversary apart!  EEK!  Only then does it dawn on her that she's been turned into something UNHOLY.  And "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" takes you on a journey to an ancient and long forgotten planet where a "sweet young thang" discovers a tomb full of aliens.  But not ALL the aliens are dead!  Cue the terror music... let the orgy begin!

What an amazing update!
Dunno WHO to blame...
Mike da Mutant

10-06-11

WHATTA PAIN!

Seriously.  Had a tooth pulled and it's been getting even worse ever since.  That's why the update went up sans notes yesterday.  Took drugs and called it a day after I'd met my content obligations.  Muy better today and it's FRIDAY so things are lookin' up!

So here's the scoop.

"DOUBLE TROUBLE" - in more ways than one!  Robert Knox is screwed - or is gonna be screwed - or blown!  As long as there's nothing he can do about it (being secured to the abduction table and all) then he might as well kick back and enjoy the ride, right?  Of course, it'd be a lot easier if whatever makes the snorkel critters look like hot babes would work ALL of the time!  But c'mon... admit it - snorkel critters or not - you'd do 'em!  And that's exactly what's happening in this week's video clips!  Then "Hurdford House" echoes to the screams of two hot bimbos under the deadly influence of some creepy ghost perv that wants 'em to do each other in so that they'll become like him - and then HE can do 'em both!  Evil?  Sure.  But hey, at least he's got a plan!

WTF are THOSE?

Dunno.  But they're little killers and they're springing forth in the garden of motherly lust in this week's "Dionise, CA" update!  When Mom gets her game on for the gardener she alienates sweet, sweet Becky - but far worse - she's stirred up another nasty supernatural threat to Dionise California!  Hell man, I'd move away.  But Becky will no doubt figure out some way to use her bountiful boobies to defeat yet another evil scourge!  I think... In the meantime, enjoy the show that Mom's put'n on!  Then the short stories bubble up as we present "Interstellar Relations" and "Alien Force," a couple disturbing little peeks into the ongoing alien relations crisis.  Why can't we all just get along?

Basta rolls out a new "Wicked Weird Tale" about a guy that REALLY shoulda listened when his new girlfriend said "I wanna eat you all up."  Sometimes that's not so good..  And the tale that wags the dog comes from the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" as we re-present "What REALLY Happened at ROSWELL."  Big boobs, lotsa tentacles... yep.  I'm pretty sure this is how it really went down, fellas!

And if you noticed I snuck in a significant upgrade for everybody last week.  The "Small" movies are now the old "Large" size.  And the "Large" movies are now straight 480p wide - meaning they're about 4 times as big as anything we've ever posted before.  Bandwidth is cheap and everybody wants BIG HI-DEF video so we've delivered!  Enjoy watching "DOUBLE TROUBLE" full screen!

Until we meet again I remain,
Mike da Mutant

09-29-11

BEWARE THE SNATCH!

Snatched right off of the sidewalk!  Another guy gets ABDUCTED?  WTF?!!  Robert Knox was just taking a walk when suddenly he's strapped down to something in some alien hideaway and >poof< two ugly aliens arrive!  But wait!  Are they really ugly aliens or are they hotties bent on taking his virtue?  Or both?  Hmmm... You can help him figure it out in this week's new movie  "The Abduction of Robert Knox - DOUBLE TROUBLE"!  Hurdford's about to get a couple hotties himself - 'least as soon as they smash each other's brain's out!  UNFAIR!  But it's "Hurdford House..." his house - his rules!

SERIES UPDATES!

Great series updates this week!  "The Berserker" gets attacked from the sky and these bird dudes are lovin' her!  How's she gonna get outta this one?  The answer's in the final panel!  Then "Laura Talbot's" betrayed by a friend that she tried to rescue.  Worse - her former friend is possessed - and strangely equipped for a woman!  Laura's got BIG problems!  "Jordan Nightshade" gets a beating from a couple of curiously overpowering girls, but soon discovers their secret.  Something to do with fangs...  And "The LABYRINTH" echoes to screams and thuds and and all the sounds of deadly combat as Spacebabe takes on Barbarian in a battle of life and death!  'Course it's what they DON'T know about the Labyrinth that'll kill 'em!  Then it's time for little grays and sweet little farm babes to mix it up in this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" selection "Daddy's Little Girls"!

SWEET!
Mike da Mutant

09-22-11

SUCCESS!

She did it!  One daring Spacebabe has chalked up another accomplishment by securing that much needed alien DNA for the Spacebabe Command laboratories.  And yeah... there might have been a little collusion involved, but don't blame me for get'n the job done AND pay'n off a gambling debt!  I mean, it was all for a good cause, ya know?  Regardless, it's the FINAL UPDATE of "Alien Penetration" this week and you don't wanna miss it.  And next week... Oh man!  Next week the sad tale of another alien abduction begins - and this one's got a real TWIST!  And speaking of twisted, apparently the "Hurdford House" spook has picked his favorite.  Or maybe not.  Maybe he just wants them BOTH dead so the real fun can begin!

MURDER MOST FOUL!

Man... you don't EVER wanna get on this Spacebabe's bad side!  Sure Dr. Ericson is a killer, a rapist and a scum-bag of monumental proportion... But holy shit!  Momma Castaway has MORE than paid him back - and it ain't the final outrage - even though it's the final "Housewives in Space" episode!  EEE-Gads!  And just when you thought you knew these guys...>WHAM< there's a new "A TEAM"!  OR "X TEAM" - whatever!  This new gang doesn't stick to the old gang's rules - especially when they find the hot young chicks from that 'lil prairie house just awaiting some company!  NASTY...  Just plain NASTY.  And you'll find it in the "STAR-WOES" section!  Dr. Simone is back with another dose of pure "POISON" this week!  If it works on this guy, it'll work on ANYBODY!  Gotta get me some of that...

GOBBLE GOBBLE.

Nope - not Thanksgiving yet.  'Least for us.  But for one cursed man it's always a good time to chow down on a hot babe.  He's tried to kick the habit - really tried - but it didn't work, so now "I Did it Again" says he!  Yummy...  And the infamous "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" has served up a super-slimy selection this week.  "Space Slugs" - sure they're ugly - but they come with their own lube.  How thoughtful!

Bad to da bone!
Mike da Mutant

09-15-11

EUROPA!

James Lemay jumps a generation to bring you a brand new series - "EUROPA."  This one takes up with the daughter of "Alien Winter's" brave heroine and she's on a mission to the outer worlds.  She's just doin' what girls do to pass the time, but she's not gonna be lonely for long!  Don't miss the FIRST ISSUE!  The "Alien Penetration" movie gets a little rough and heads to next week's CLIMAX, and the "Hurdford House" frat girls are falling under the spook's dastardly spell. (Duhh...)

Shady?

Oh yeah - Jordan Nightshade.  She's found herself on a desolate world where few survive and those that do are all female!  Now I know that the women folk are 'sposed to get along better and all... but that ain't what's goin' down and there's something WRONG about the survivors.  Really WRONG.  Another "OMEGA Fighter" takes one for the innocent as she rushes in where Angels fear to tread.  But nothing can stop Blue Thunder from her appointed mission.  No matter WHAT it takes!  "Wicked Weird Tales" gets a fresh story about (you guessed it) a solidly built but obviously dim-witted sorority pledge that has something she has to do to be part of the group.  If she lives..

And from the archives it's "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing" from Donny in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine!"  If a hot lookin' mama comes across as too good to be true - well, she probably IS!

There's a lesson in there somewhere.
Mike da Mutant

09-08-11

UP FOR SOME SCREAMIN'?

Better be.  There's a lot to scream about this week.  First, our brave young SpaceBabe is on the ropes and she's screamin'!  This "Alien Penetration" is rubbin' her raw!  How much longer can he inflict this upon her?  Will she ever get her DNA sample and live to return with it?  Where did she learn to suck like that?  Yep... these and many more questions will soon be answered.  And the sorority bimbos of "Hurdford House" are finally get'n the idea that maybe... just maybe... something's wrong!  Beautiful to behold but dumb as rocks...  I hope the horny ghost gives 'em some lessons!

NEED SOME A.S.S.?

You know... like "Dionise, CA" kinda ass!  Gotcha covered!  Sweet, sweet Becky must perform one last murderous tryst for the haunted lingerie that has possessed her.  And this time the target is the BOSS!  Killing him's not too tough - but getting away with it?  THAT could get complicated!

They've been restructured into super-human sex machines.  All of their shipmate's are dead or have been turned into monsters.  There's a powerful alien influence on board that will doom them all - "The Jewell of the DAMNED."  So what's to do?  Well, SPLIT UP and search of course!  'Least they didn't say "I'll be right back"... Duhh.  And there's a lesson to be learned here fellas.  If you decide to offer a woman as a sacrifice to the Gods... you BETTER make sure that she can't come back for revenge!  Ya heard it here first so take heed and enjoy "The Sacrifice."

BAD CALL:

REALLY bad call!  So there's this pack of cruel, evil, sadistic vampires in London.  They kidnap "Zilora" right off the street and subject her to the worst possible series of tortures ever devised by their kind.  But somehow... she doesn't break.  In fact, when it all starts to bore her, they'll discover their FATAL mistake!  THIS bitch is NOT one to be MESSED WITH!  And the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" cranks out the final GROX comic.  Sadly, GROX bites the big one... but his creator chokes on a big one, too!

Just spreadin' the pain,
Mike da Mutant

09-01-11

OUCH!  THAT'S GONNA LEAVE...

...a GAP!  "Alien Penetration" my ass! (Okay, make that HER ass.) This gal's not get'n so much penetrated as IMPALED!  But she's not only drop-dead gorgeous - she's DURABLE!  Ya gotta be pretty tough to make a living as a Spacebabe.  Trust me, we've seen some tough assignments, but this one is PUNISHING!  And then fools rush in... etc.  Like these two "Hurdford House" bimbos.  C'mon.  Yer in an obviously haunted house, complete with murderous horny ghost and you wanna drop yer pants and flash yer ass?!!!  WTF!  I.Q.'s are dropping like rocks!  But if the ghost doesn't take advantage of 'em... I'll volunteer.  Just to keep the story goin' of course...

AND THAT AIN'T ALL!

Hell no!  There's a TON of good stuff up this week!  Like Briaero's "Laura Talbot" series... oh man!  Laura's gotten herself into a helluva situation in a nasty little back-alley brawl with some tentacle men who wanna do "evil things" to her!  And even though she might fight 'em off today - rest assured that they'll all get a shot at her soon.  And just 'cause I know what's comin' - keep a close eye on that big-boobed babe that Laura just saved... She's got a secret fellas - and it's a KILLER!  "Screwbee Doo" wraps up the final issue of this Mystery Machine thriller!  The Saturday morning cartoons never really gave ya the WHOLE story now did they?  But we do - and the girls are a LOT more useful than anybody ever thought!

BUT WAIT!  WE'LL DOUBLE...

...this offer!  Just pay separate pissing and moaning charg...  Uh.  Ooops.  Wrong gig.  But the sentiment's the same - we ain't done yet!  Like "Technoflesh."  Can you say "holy shit!  She's insatiable!?"  I betcha can.  And you'll have every reason to use them thar multi-syllable words after you see the nympho-spacebabe that's up in this week's bitchin' short story.  She's a non-stop sex machine!  More?  You want MORE?  Sheeezz... okay.  How about "The Purple Menace" served up freshly re-heated in your local "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" kitchen?  Strange invader abducts sweet young thang from planet dirt and takes her away to the stars for unending sexual perversion!  You know... it's our shtick after all.  And Basta brings scary tunnel encounters to all-time high point with his spooky comic series.  It's a deadly duel between a scrumptious SpaceBabe and an equally stacked barbarian cookie from days gone by!  The past tries to knock the hell outta the future in the dark, dank recesses of "The Labyrinth!"  But it's not each other that they should fear... BU-Ahahahahaha....!  This is just BEGINNING!

Wow.  Now THAT's an UPDATE!
Mike da Mutant

08-25-11

BUT I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD!

Yep, but she got better.  Through the miracle of alien science the matriarch of the "Castaways" clan has been brought back!  But even as she celebrates she knows that her youngest daughter is still the captive of the evil Dr. Ericsonn.  And that's a situation that she can not tolerate!  And we've added a button for "POISON!"  Which means that I like it enough to keep it comin' for a while.  Good stuff - terrific art and nifty story - check out this week's update!  Now sing along... "I've Been Lurking on the Rail-road..."  Or don't.  But you'll be humming it all day anyway after you see our newest "Fable of Fright!"  And it's time to earn some spending money - even "The Berserker" has to pay her bills.  So a little side job seems tempting enough... I mean... what could go wrong?  And it's time to revisit the 'lil city in the desert - Tucson!  Yep, the local authorities swept it under the rug, but we here at Monsterbabe Central have the blow-by-blow details of that embarrassing "Attack of the Giant Babe" that threatened to level the Old Pueblo a few years ago.  Thanks "W.A.B.A.C. Machine!"

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

Well it's not QUITE that horror-movie dumb, but it's pretty close.  This week the Gals in the "HURFORD HOUSE" settle down to play with the Ouija board - in a haunted house!  Duhhh... And even though she volunteered, this Spacebabe has gotta be having second thoughts about this mission.  Then again... she's get'n the high hard one from an alien that (at least) doesn't drip slime or have tentacles.  Just lookin' at the bright side as "Alien Penetration" augers in.  BTW: I'll have some AMAZING out-takes of this one when it's over - it'll be a bonus!  Stay riveted!

And so it goes...
Mike da Mutant

08-18-11

OMEGA VENGEANCE!

WOW!  Now that they've got a real mission the "Omega Fighters" waste no time bringing down Dr. Gray's evil mutants!  Red Fist herself takes out the first slimy creep mid-rape, but the war has just begun.  Still, for this evil mutation... it's OVER!  Then curiosity (and strange noises) make the girl's skin crawl as they investigate the mysterious sound.  But they somehow overlook the fact that the "H" in "Hurdford House" is checking them out too!  SpaceBabes have to be durable.  It's just part of the job when yer mixin' all rough 'n tumble with the low-lives of the Galaxy.  But I'm puttin' this one up for a medal!  She's damn-well earning it in this week's "UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY: Alien Penetration" video!

DID YOU SAY SNATCH?

Good guess!  The hideously evil, body-snatching bitch that haunts "Camp Echo" is back!  And she's selected an amazing body to snatch this time!  It's currently occupied by one terrified co-ed - but that's not really a problem!  Basta presents another "Wicked Weird Tale" about bad things that happen to good girls.  This gal was so upset that she lost her head!  And the boys of "Screwbee Doo" have finally noticed that the girls have disappeared!  Where can they be?  Hmm... check downstairs underneath all the monsters and vampires, boys!  After a lot of belching and smoking and other strange clunks in the night..."The W.A.B.A.C. Machine's" surrendered "Routine Patrol" for this week's bonus.  Poor police gal just rattling doorknobs when all-of-a-sudden >WHAM< - she wakes up with a challenge that she HAS to overcome to live!

Mike da Mutant

08-11-11

ALIENS, GHOSTS, WEREWOLVES?

Gotcha covered!  "ALIEN PENETRATION" - holy rug burn!  This Spacebabe is DEDICATED!  She's taking a hell of a pounding workin for that alien DNA sample - and I didn't tell her to, DAMMIT!  But ooh la la none the less!  And when the movie ends I'll post the out-takes.  You GOTTA see the out-takes!  Ghosts?  Oh yeah.  The moldy, creepy horny kind and it starts in this week's new photo story "HURFORD HOUSE!"  Two silly gals (duhh.) invade a home searching for a ghost.  Yeah, they'll find him.  BUUAHahahaha!!!

HAUNTED UNDERWEAR?

You betcha!  Worse than that, it's REALLY ANGRY undies and it's got sweet, sweet Becky enthralled!  She's the unwilling accomplice as it sends her to murder again and again!  Along the way she gets lotsa action so it's not ALL bad!  But things can change in an instant in "Dionise, CA" so she's probably in for a real bad ending.  REAL bad!  And shit's gone from bad to unfreakingbelivable in "Jewell of the Damned!"  The ship's crew is either dead or transformed into horrible horny monsters that pursue the last two survivors!  They better figure out the situation fast or they'll be EATEN! (Or conversely, they be eaten and THEN the bad stuff happens - it's that kinda story!)  Then a chance collision in space lands a luckless Spacebabe on a nasty planet with an even nastier TENTACLE ALIEN!  Boy, does SHE get the grand tour in "Under a Barren Sky!" 

SNEAKY, SNEAKY?

No so much really.  I mean, she tried but it just didn't work out.  And then when she's discovered by the yucky GOO guy... well, it gets downright snotty!  So all you "Alien Agents" make note: If ya make too much noise the GOO guy will get ya - and there's a helluva mess to clean up when HE's done!  And wrappin' up the week comes a fresh new (old) comic from deep in the archives of the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine!"  "Paul is DEAD" is what it's called but it coulda been called "Alien dick-faced creatures explore the inner workings of terrified human female."  Probably why he called it "Paul is Dead" huh?

Despicable Deviant Destruction - made to order!
Mike da Mutant

08-04-11

TOTAL FAILURE:

Dammit.  Sorry guys, I really tried to knock out some more PPV'S before the sale went away, but it just wasn't gonna be.  But when I do finally get 'em up I'll start 'em at 1/2 price (for a week or so) and letcha know just to be fair.  Computer crashes and competing priorities got the best of me.

ON THE OTHER HAND:

If I were to pick a week to be a slacker then this is a good one.  Why?  'Cause the update today is just OUTSTANDING.  No shit - check out this stellar line-up!  "Alien Penetration" wastes no time in getting to the... uh, "ALIEN PENETRATION!"  This spacebabe may have bitten off more than she can chew... er, swallow!  But this girl's got balls (bouncing on her chin right now) and she'll see this misguided mission through till the gooey end!  "Screwbee Doo" (Where have I heard that before?) is up with part one of three this week.  The mystery machine better have a first aid kit 'cause there's gonna be some chaffin' before this one is over!  And Basta's "Aliens, Babes and Creatures" has ended!  So what to do? Simple!  Replace it with "The Labyrinth" and keep on truckin'!  EXCELLENT addition to the stable, and it's just starting!

TIME FOR A PARAGRAPH BREAK:

Did I just type that outloud?  No matter... Continuing with the update news there's some MAJOR stuff in from Briaeros.  He's hard at work on "Laura Talbot" and the first chapter of her third episode is up NOW!  The big "B" re-did it all and with his stunning new models there's a reality factor that's gotta be seen to be appreciated.  Really - this just blows away all his previous work.  And I raised him from a puppy ya know.  Then slippery Slid skids in with "Mars Needs Hot Babes!" and I trust you'll figure out what THAT's all about from the title.  Yes?  No?  Well, it's an open-ended buffet of boobies!

But no!  That's not all.  Act now and we'll double your order. (Pay only separate shipping and handling charges.)  Hurry 'cause you know we can't do this all day.... oops.  Wrong medium.  But back to reality.  And reality BITES!  "Night with a Vampire" concludes >CHOMP< with episode #5 this week and it's sooooooooo worth the wait!  This comic is just freaky-good, and if ya miss the last episode you'll be doomed to late-night infomercials FOREVER!  It's true - every word!  And wrappin' it up is "Attack of the Dickheads" found exclusively in the W.A.B.A.C. Machine!  These guys are all "what ya see is what I'm gonna stick ya with" if ya know what I mean.  And it pays to advertise!

So WTF?  Go get it!
Mike da Mutant

07-28-11

I DIDN'T DO IT!

You're gonna read that I sent a SpaceBabe on a mission to "collect some DNA."  IT'S A LIE!  THAT AIN"T ME TALKIN' TO HER!!  I'm completely stupefied - I swear that ain't my voice!  I assume foul play is in the offing, but I don't know what I can do about it.  'Least fer now.  So... I guess we'll just see how it plays out and I'll try to root out this imposter in the meantime.  Damn... ID theft... whoda thunk it?  But it looks like it's gonna be a lotta fun either way, so check out "ALIEN PENETRATION" while I deal with the perpetrator of this foul deed!

WHERE'S THE LOVE?

Like the poor guard-babe in "Formula ZTZ."  Nobody believes her now that the terror has been dealt with!  And there's certainly no love in the heart of the huge-boobed slasher babe in "Urban Legends!"  She's got the WORST timing that any evil-doer could ever have!  "Dracula Erotic" just goes to show ya that you can't trust those undead bastards either!  Virtue is stolen and he's NOT EVER gonna let her escape - not even a little.  There aughtta be a law...

Explorers find soooooo much more than they expected as they reach the dark hidden floor of "The Cave."  Sub-human horny hominids GO WILD!  Spelunking ain't nearly as boring as I thought...  And just when I thought it was safe again >WHAM< we've been GROX'd!  Seems the big drooler wasn't quite done on the porn shoot set.  And his co-star's goin' for a Guinness record!  Close yer eyes, "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" is powered up!  This week the tumblers land on "It Came from Outer Space!"  And it's not leaving empty handed.

ABOUT THAT PPV...

...well the new flic ate up all my time so here's my Socratic solution.  I WILL get the next couple PPVs up by early next week and we will EXTEND the 1/2 price sale until the next update (Aug 4th) just to show ya that my heart's in the right place. (And avoid a lynching)  I'll update the banner to letcha know when things are available.

Back to the grist mill!
Mike da Mutant

07-21-11

AND THE WINNER IS...

...the voices?  Hmmm...  There's an extra clip up this week so that we can bring "Dr. Jekyl does Ms. Hyde" to a climatic conclusion!  Everybody gets off, but there's a price to be paid.  And next week we're starting a new movie with a SPACEBABE!  It'll light yer thrusters!  And spacebabes are tough to find these days.  We keep losing them.  Even simple guard duty like the babe in "Formula ZTZ" - even she's in fear for her life!  Whatta fuster cluck!

"Full Contact" - the story of a guy abducted by two hot alien blue girls.  It's epic but really, who's gonna believe him?  Basta's back with another "Wicked Weird Tale" about a stowaway bimbo and the alien that finds her hiding in the hold.  He's about to put her through some serious changes!  If you didn't already know it, NOBODY messes with "The Berserker!"  Just ask the Ant Queen... while you still can.

A TEAM? YER KIDDIN' RIGHT?

Nope, we finally find out what it's all about.  The "Omega Fighters" have been recruited!  They're joining forces to combat the evil wanna-be master of the universe - Dr. Gray!  And the battle is joined THIS WEEK!  Kinda torn on this one.  Sure, I'm for the babes... mostly.  But did the bad guys have to be MUTANTS?  I mean I get enough trouble as it is, ya know?  Next up is a cool classic from the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" - SGT. SPIKE.  He's a bad-ass mo-fo that fears nothing in the arena - but he might have met his match this time.  But should he prevail... she looks like she could be a lotta fun!  We'll see.

And this is embarrassing.  SOMEHOW along the way we never got around to making a PPV version of the "DEATHMATCH" flic!  Whatta dumb-ass am I!  It's like the most popular flic (and series of flics) that ever appeared on SpaceBabeCentral and somehow... ARGH!  Anyway... I have corrected that in plenty of time for everybody to take advantage of the 1/2 price deal that's goin' this month.  And if the stars are favorable I'll have DM2 ready for next week and there will still be time to snag it at a bargain price.

Or so I hope!
Mike da Mutant

07-14-11

SUCK OR DIE BITCH!

Well, at least that's what SHE thinks.  But what's only in her head CAN hurt him.  And will.  But that's the last thing he's thinking of as "Dr. Jekyl does Ms. Hyde!"

WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?

Wow honey!  Nice package!  Why is everyone else dead?  THAT'S the question in this week's "Jewel of the DAMNED."  Sounds like some evil alien mischief to me.  CURSED LINGERIE?  REALLY?  Yep.  And it claims it's first victim in this week's "After School Special - Dionise CA" episode.  Kinda gruesome... but I'm sure he had it coming to him.  Mostly.

FOOD OF THE GODS?

Maybe... but more like food FOR the Gods when the passion plant strikes!  Two researchers get the shock of their lives when a gorgeous babe emerges from a rare plant and does 'em both.  But when the fun's all done there's a bill to be paid.  FEED ME!  "Formula ZTZ" is politically incorrect in so many ways.  But it's all true!  See... there was this spacebabe on guard duty... and these two zombie dudes... and then they grabbed her and... You know!  Then the unseen "GROX" episode rears it's ugly head to wrap up our mini GROXathon.  He's big, he's ugly as hell, but he sure gets all the babes!  Then "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" presents a scientist with a GIANT opportunity to get some "evens."  And he doesn't waste a second of it.

Nasty, but in a good way!
Mike da Mutant

07-07-11

NOTHIN' BUT AIR...

...between her ears!  But she can field-strip a pineapple using just her tongue - so she's got the part.  And lucky for her the neighborhood mutant menace just dropped by for some action!  Yep, This week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" offering features the mighty GROX - at a porn shoot!  And now for some Poser/Photo distraction!  Check out our 'lil romp through the warehouse as a frightened Spacebabe has to deal with the chemo-fired mutants of the future!  "Formula ZTZ" has 'em all fired up and lookin' for a victim.  One that we're all-too-happy to provide!

I'LL NEVER LOOK AT A NIPPLE...

...the same way again!  Not after seeing the second "Zilora" comic!  You won't either!  Death, murder, hot sex, gory death again... that's the summary, but all the good stuff happens in-between!  And is she gonna kill this guy by sucking till his head caves in? I mean... seriously, Ms. Hyde has all the instruction that she needs from her ever-present voices and they say she's gotta end the dude, but she's still screwin' him!  There's so little that we can predict when "Dr. Jekyl does Ms. Hyde!"  Frustrating! (But highly entertaining video!)  Then we've got a new Star Woes comic!  This time it's a parody of a parody?  Well, kinda.  "Demolisher Man" is AB Lust's parody of one of the worst friggin' movies that Stallone ever did.  Yeah... ponder THAT!  But somehow they made the comic about a zillion times better than the flic ever was.  Go team!  That couldn't been easy...

HAPPY ENDINGS?

Not usually.  But they'll end just the same.  Basta's "Aliens, Babes & Creatures" comes full circle this week with the final chapter. (Or is it the first?)  So confusing!  But either way it's a good 'un and wraps up the series.  And "Laura Talbot" - is this really the FINAL CHAPTER?  Hmm... I guess that's up to Briaeros.  But I can tell you that you won't be disappointed with it - it's a BLAST!  And he's hinted that LT might just return...  I'll letcha know.

ROT YER BRAIN!

And do it for HALF PRICE!  How the hell can you pass up an offer like that!  All month long we're cut'n the price on the PPV movies in half.  And that means member prices (already 1/2) get cut in half, too.  So if my math serves me that's like a 75% discount to members.  Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside!  And last week we put "Bloody Harry" up, this week I just added "The Author" to the lineup.  And I'll have another one ready next week.

Get 'em while they're cheap!
Mike da Mutant

06-30-11

PITY THE DOCTOR?

Hmmm... probably.  I know that it LOOKS like he's got the porn star by the ass BUT - she's not entirely in this world and when she turns the table on him this week he's got little chance of recovery.  Hope it was worth it Dr. J 'cause I think she means to kill yer ass!  Maybe "Dr. Jekyl does Ms. Hyde" shoulda been called "Crazy cocksucker mangles drug dealer?"  We'll see.

PULL MY STRINGS!

No... DON'T PULL MY STRINGS!  Eh... too late.  "Grave Consequences" wraps up this week with (shock! surprise!) a couple of dead sorority girls.  Who says that there's no justice?  Next week we'll get a surprise visit from Colonel Cocksnapper! (Don't remember Cocksnapper? Just wait...)  GROX is wounded by an irate boyfriend and seeks shelter in a church this week.  Lucky for him that he's randomly stepped into the "Our lady of Past Indiscretions" temple and not some tight-ass denomination.  Luckier still that a seriously soul-searching sister Cleo is there looking for a sign.  And she's decided that Grox's leg-sized wiener is plenty of "sign" for her!  That's in the W.A.B.A.C. Machine - don't make me type it twice!

THEY'RE AMAZING!

What's amazing?  THE COMICS!  You'll get a double-slam from A.B.Lust this week!  First there's "XXX Files" in the Star Woes section.  Agent Scully... c'mon - admit that you had the hots for her, too.  Especially after that (season 4?) boob job!  It's taken years, but she's finally about to find "the truth" and she ain't gonna like it!  But you will.  Then the same talented team rolls out "Pat-a-Cake" (Patti Cake, whatever!) in the Fables of Fright area!  You'll never trust the Baker Man again!  And when another wacky bimbo decides that she needs a little DEMON in her life she's gonna get her wish.  "The Conjuration" works and soon she's getting that reward that she so richly deserves!  Ya gotta wonder... was it all that she expected?  And closing out today's update is "Curiosity - Part 2" from Slid.  Another summoning gone horribly, HORRIBLY wrong!  Stupid chicks.  Don't summon evil - just give me a call! 867-5309... Jenny?

I'll be waiting!
Mike da Mutant

06-23-11

LOTTA GOBBLIN'...

...goin' on!  Like Ms Hyde - she's gobblin' Dr. Jekyl - but biding her time so that she can KILL HIM!  How's that for gratitude?  He wakes her up from her fugue state and all he wants is a little head.  Seems reasonable to me.  But NOOOooooo... her voices say that he must die!  Ain't that always the case with women?  Don't miss "Dr Jekyl Does Ms. Hyde!"  Grox has the munchies, too.  "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" serves up "GROX - Love is Blind" this week, but it looks like his appetite has gotten the best of his sex drive!  Least... so far.

"Omega Fighters" is back in this week's rotation.  And nobody gets gobbled!  Well... not until the end anyway.  Then the "Goth Chic" does a buncha monster-gobblin' but sadly the last bite is on her!  "Wicked Weird?"  Yep.  Back-alley blowjobs trigger the irresistible urge for something a wee bit more filling - there be gobblin' here!

SPLENDID!

"Curiosity?"  Don't let it get the better of ya!  Part one of two is up this week and the girl next door is gonna wish that she'd been a lot less inquisitive before this one is through!  "Summoning" a date is really not a good idea...  Then how 'bout a little clowning around?  C'mon... you know you want to.  And there's plenty of fun to be had as two sorority bimbos meet their doom in the graveyard.  Piss off the clown - suffer the "Grave Consequences!"

Only one thing left to say...
BURP!
Mike da Mutant

06-16-11

SHHHHhhhh..!

...did you hear something?  No?  Well listen closer 'cause the voices are get'n insistent.  And while they started off telling her what a loser she is, NOW they're talking about Dr. J!  And they don't like him much.  "Kill him before he kills you," is not what ya really want your lover to be thinking about during sex, is it?  Especially if she's kinda deranged to start with?  Yeah.  This ain't gonna end well for somebody!  But that's no surprise - whaddaya expect when "Dr. Jekyl does Ms. Hyde?"

POURIN' IT ON:

"Jewel of the Damned" gets down to the nitty-gritty this week as a party breaks out aboard ship.  But all the festivity - and celebration is releasing an energy that won't go to waste.  There's an alien object around that just soaks that up - and we'll soon see what it does with all that passion!  And the "Spirit Whisperer" TV show doesn't just show up somewhere and hope there's a ghost - NO SIR!  They send out the "Advance Girl" to make sure that it's worth the effort.  And this time she's really found a WINNER!  But she has to survive it first.

Then there's trickery afoot in "Dionise, CA!"  Lovely Becky just fell in love with her new lingerie set.  So did her boyfriend.  But she soon discovers that IT WON'T COME OFF!  Worse still, it talks and it has a mission for her - one that she HAS TO PERFORM!  Then "The Berserker" takes matters into her own hands as she turns the tables on the evil ant queen and takes her sweet, slow, perverted revenge!  Grox'd again in this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" update!  This time the demented mutant attacks in broad daylight!  He snatches a gal right out of her convertible and does her right there in the street.  What IS the world coming to?

"Grave Consequences" ensue when the demented puppet master tries to turn the girls against each other with his trash talk and perverted orders in this week's photo story update.  He's not clowning around - this is life changing! (Life-ending?)

Excellent!
Mike da Mutant

06-09-11

DON'T LISTEN...

...to the voices!  Ignore them girl - they're only in your head!  But I'll bet that she won't listen.  And I'm guessin' that the voices are the real reason that she was locked up in the funny farm!  But it's too late now and Dr. Jekyl still has no idea that when he brought her back - she came with a chorus!  "Dr. Jekyl does Mz. Hyde" twists away this week and it's completely INSANE!

PULL MY STRING!

No don't!  Pull hers instead.  "Grave Consequences" tugs at ALL of their strings now that the puppet master has made the scene!  How many girls have to die horribly in graveyards before they figure out that it's smart to stay away?  Dunno... let's start a body count!  "Cassiopeia" starts a scavenger hunt, but her robo-sidekick lets the genie out of the bottle.  Literally.  And he's been in there a long, long time.  Nice to see a girl again.  Mind if I rape you?

Wow!  Great artwork in this week's short story "Zilora."  One man's wet dream turns to a nightmare after his unexpected guest displays some unholy behavior!  Some gals are hot, but she's TO DIE FOR!  Then the abduction action gets kinky in this week's "Aliens, Babes & Creatures" update.  Fortunately the slab-donged alien hoard is more than willing to accommodate her wildest dreams.  For now...  But seriously, what IS their plan?

MESS WITH THE BEST...

...die like the rest!  Amazing episode of "Laura Talbot - Monster Hunter" this week!  After she's ravished by two over-sized cocks she's set up to be sliced and diced by the madman with the chainsaw.  But Laura's been keeping a secret - a howlingly BIG secret, and she's about to let 'em in on it!  And rounding out this week's update is an experiment gone so..so..so very wrong!  "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" churns and burns and spits up a "GROX" this week!  What's a GROX?  Well... he used to be human.  But now he's some kinda mutant monster.  And he's a terribly un-mannered sloppy-drooly kinda mutant monster that's 4 times normal size and has a permanent woody!  And he ain't afraid to use it ma'am!

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
Mike da Mutant

06-02-11

DID YOU HEAR SUMTHIN?

Dr. Jekyl's formula seems to be bringing Mz. Hyde back to life - BUT - she didn't come alone!  There's these annoying voices that keep talking to her.  They tell her to do things.  BAD things. Maybe there was a reason that she was locked away?  But as long as she's doin' his dong it's okay with him.  So far... so good in "Dr. Jekyl does Mz. Hyde."

THE LONG AND THE SHORT...

...of it!  Nah... not talking 'bout Weiner. (Too easy.)  I mean the short stories that are up this week!  First up is the third of Slid's "Camp Echo" comics.  This time it's the councilors that get possessed!  Really STACKED counselors!  Then I asked Santana to crank out some more of his "POISON" for us.  And he did!  The brilliant Dr. Simone has set out to see what effect her secret formula has on even more men.  Sure... they'll change into dick monsters forever, but hey - it's all in the name of science!  And they'll screw the good doctor for hours on end before they die!

Then it's ZOMBIE time in "Hart of Darkness."  Lizzy Hart investigates the source of the nasty surprise that raped her last time.  But the whole town's against her and soon it's happening AGAIN!  And you gotta give her props - the "Monster Hunter" endures a lot to get her ma... creature!  And after she's through with him this smelly dead guy's gonna need a deep, deep hole!

Evil has reared it's ugly clown-head in "Grave Consequences!"  Dip-shit broads shoulda hauled ass outta there a long time ago.  But NOOOoooooo... they have to linger in the graveyard and even investigate some noises - alone.  I wash my hands of this.  Whatever happens to these two dim-bulbs is on them!  Oh MAN is it gonna be ON THEM!  HAHAHAHAHahahahaha!!!! (My best evil laugh.)  Then it's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" time!  This week there's a couple more Spacebabes...  arresting another super-sized bad guy...  and get'n nailed BIG TIME along the way!  Sometimes that shit's just gonna happen.  I try to warn 'em.  'Least I got a signed liability release when they joined up!

Goodies up for grabbin'!
Mike da Mutant

05-26-11

A LITTLE TOO MUCH?

Hmmm... Our drug-addled chemo-therapist pops Mz. Hyde in the ass with another shot of his special "go juice" this week when she's not as exciting as he'd hoped for.  The second injection seems to turn the trick - maybe a little TOO well!  Suddenly she's on the offensive and Dr. J goes head over heels!  That's the kinda stuff that happens when "Dr. Jekyl does Mz. Hyde!"

ASTOUNDING! AMAZING! HOT!

OH YEAhhhhh... Lotsa heavy-hitters up this week!  MASSIVE TITS and INSATIABLE SEXUAL APPETITES!  That's what drives the "Omega Fighters" to beat the holy hell out of each other!  Sure, there's some kinda rivalry for braggin' rights and such, but the bottom line is that the winner gets the giant dong!  And man... this red hooded babe... she wants it BAD!  And it's the FINAL issue of James Lemay's "ALIEN WINTER!"  No spoilers - check it out for yerself!  And as one door closes... NEW SERIES starts this week!  Basta kicks off the new "Wicked Weird" series with "First Contact" and he's not holding anything back!  And neither is the Spacebabe who's gotta out-screw the new alien critter if she wants to survive!  Funny... there's a lot of that going around.  Like "Rhonda Retro."  She's there to arrest a bad guy when suddenly >SPLUNK< she's his main recreational pleasure device!  Poor Rhonda's in way too deep in this guy's goo, but she's still in there sluggin! (and sucking and thrusting and...)

SO IT'S A SPACEBABE REUNION?

Kinda.  Strange huh?  But it just wouldn't be a party without a group of Spacebabes all screwing the same evil-doer and thinking that they'll still arrest him when they're done.  Dumb (but shapely) asses!  Now they'll all be punished when the W.A.B.A.C. Machine shows their sins in "Armed and Dangerous!"  And it's been a while, but we've finally got a new photo comic ready for ya.  "Grave Consequences" starts this week!  College hazing - graveyard dares - silly gags - and DEATH!  That should cover it!  'Least until...

...NEXT WEEK!
Mike da Mutant

05-19-11

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN:

Is this week!  It's the CLIMAX of "Clovis Man!"  He makes sure that he leaves her with something to remember him by!  But "Dr. Jekyl does Mz. Hyde" is just crankin' up!  He's done it - he gave her his special formula to bring her back from deep inside her mind where she's been hiding.  But... there's always a price.  As he'll soon discover!

IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER!

So why the hell do we call 'em comics?  Guess it's easier to say then "Erotic graphic novels with frightening overtones?"  Hmm... whatever.  "Breakout" is up in this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" and it's certainly NOT comical.  Spacebabe knows he's coming for her.  He's huge, powerful & unstoppable and he's gonna get her goodies.  What does she do?  What would YOU do?  Yeah... like I said... not funny!  SCARY!

Couple of real nice short stories up this week, too.  "Artifact" details a first contact situation between a lovely human explorer and a...  a DEVICE of some sort?  It's some alien creation that has been sent to "interact" with those that discover it.  Origin: UNKNOWN.  Whatever it is it's certainly makes a strong first impression!  Then Slid slips in a squishy 'lil tale of lust between a gorgeous gal and... her... shower monster?  Yep.  Just checked.  It's a shower monster.  A really ICKY one too!  Slid calls it "EEEW! GOO!" - I call it HOT!  Ya just can't get quality entertainment like this on the Discovery Channel!  Then there's a couple of "serialized erotic graphic novels with frightening overtones" updates as well.  "The Berserker" is tossed in a holding cell awaiting the judgment of the Ant Queen.  But since she's not alone (and swings both ways) she passes the time having sex with her fellow prisoner.  But lesbonical desire gets set aside as they're ushered before the queen and told to select their weapons - to fight the GURGANT!  Don't really know what that is, but it gets a <gasp!> from the Berserker babe so it's gotta be really BAD-ASSED!  Good 'nuff fer me!

And the Wolfman is about to slip into a trap in this week's "Dionise, CA - After School Special."  Becky's "honey trap" that is!  But has the brave busty bimbo finally wrapped her mouth around more than she can swallow?  Will she survive the ghastly penetration that's sure to ensue??  And what about the consequences?  IS SHE INSANE?!!!

Could be... but with a body like that - who cares?
Mike da Mutant

05-12-11

DOUBLE-FEATURE...

...rocks on!  Though considering the nature of the flics maybe I should call it a double-header!  The history lesson is done and there's a countdown to climax in "Clovis Man."  He's already made an impression - now he's gonna make sure he leaves "something to remember him by!"  And "Dr. Jekyl does Ms Hyde" - or at least he will - soon as he gets the dosage right!  A brain-scrambled porn star is at the mercy of a designer drug maker who WANTS her!  And though he's got a plan to restore her mind he's not opposed to a little foreplay first!  Pity that she's not aware of it... but that AIN'T gonna slow him down!

She's brainy and cute, but now that Bart's lil' sister has come of age she's about to make contact with those pesky tentacle alien invaders!  They've watched her all her life and they've decided that now is the time to harvest her for their own sick sexual amusement.  DOHH!!  It's all in the STAR WOES section and it's called "A Girl Named Lisa."

Every body knows that you DON'T EVER walk alone in "Whisper Park" after dark!  Almost everybody.  Sweet busty Rebecca is visiting from out of town - she didn't know - but she's about to learn the deadly secret of the ancient evil that resides in the woods!  She's got more balls than a pool table, but can "Laura Talbot" really withstand being double-dicked by the masked killer and his sister (yeah - she's a mutant) while Grampa urges them on?  Or will she be split asunder by these two over-sized meatpoles as they grind their way through her?  And how the hell does she keep that positive attitude when she's obviously doomed?  Somebody ' splain it - I'm flummoxed!

BACK TO BASICS?

Time for yer ABC's!  That's "Aliens, Babes & Creatures" of course!  And this week one poor little Earth girl - abducted then apparently forgotten - wonders around the alien spaceship trying to find her way home.  But all she finds is wild-assed aliens doin' the dirty and now she's about to be sucked in too!  Yep... that's always how it starts - poor lil' Earth girl!  Then the cherry on top is this week's W.A.B.A.C. Machine selection, "To Tame a Giant."  You see, there's this giant with a REALLY bad attitude that likes to show up occasionally and stomp some villagers into goo.  Just for fun.  But the village elder has a plan.  He'll offer up the hottest babe in the 'hood to assuage the giant's evil desires with her comely body!  But first she's gotta grow up a bit...

Don't we all...
Mike da Mutant

05-06-11

DOUBLE FEATURE!

For three weeks we're running overlapping flics!  "Clovis Man" works it's way to the inevitable climax while "Dr. Jekyl does Mz. Hyde" is just beginning.  Summary: A modern day entrepreneur/chemist makes his living by creating novel pharmaceuticals (designer drugs).  But he's bored and when his favorite porn star disappears from the scene he's curious - and puts out feelers.  She's soon discovered languishing in a mental institution and he arranges to have her "borrowed" for a while.  He's gotta have her.  And he's willing to experiment on her to bring her back to reality.  Therein lies the rub!

CHEMO-ISSUE?

Could be... there's a lot of it this week.  "Poison" is all about unexpected side effects from a new energy serum and how it effects the inventor.  And "Overdose" is this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" update and (as you might deduce) it's all about some "unintended consequences" too!  'Cept these consequences are HUGE!  Then the "Jewel of the Damned" is back for a second issue.  The crew of the Nautilus is engaged in space-kinky pursuits instead of scientific endeavors.  Silly, really.  Especially when you consider that they're all ABOUT TO DIE!!!

Next up comes "Housewives in Space - The Castaways."  And after all that they've been through the women of the Crusoe family have made up their minds.  If they are to survive then Dr. Ericsonn MUST DIE!  And so two of them set out to confront and exterminate Ericsonn in his hidden lair - unaware that a trap has been set and that he's really back at their ship preparing to violate sweet Trina!  EEE-GADS!  And wrappin' it all up, there's a new short story about "Lara Cloft."  It seems the redoubtable Ms. Cloft has set herself to the task of capturing the "missing link."  As you expect there are many "complications" along the way.  Yep, she's got a stiff-monkey problem!

So there ya have it. Enjoy the double-slam videos and we'll see ya next week!
Mike da Mutant

05-05-11

BUSY BUSY BUSY!

New movie starts TOMORROW 'cause I'm still working on it. Update notes after the work's done - but everything else is up!

Mike da Mutant

04-28-11

TIME IS SHORT.

So we better get to the bunny-humpin' fast!  That's the mood in this week's "Clovis Man" update.  Now that she's got his back-story he's gonna get some of her back-side before he disappears into the mist of time once more.  For her part, she seems pretty happy to have him slip a 'lil Injun in 'er!  Nothin' like a history lesson to prime the pump!

IT'S NOT FUNNY!

So why do they call 'em comics?  Yeah... ponder THAT one while you checkin' out some of our best.  Like "Omega Fighters."  Titania finds nothing humorous about being ambushed and electrocuted with a high-tech dildo!  And being forced to do those awful things to that huge awful slave cock... well.  She's not laughing.  But on the last page... (Nope.  Ain't gonna spill it.)  Then there's a short story called "Blood Forest" about a couple that thinks Mother nature is the the setting for love!  BOY were they wrong!  And how 'bout "Marooned?"  Poor chick gets dumped on a nasty planet by some aliens, attacked by some little green rapist and finally "saved" by a huge alien killing machine?  Wow!  Sounds like a bad day!

AND DON'T TELL ME...

...that you haven't dreamed of being the "Invisible Sex Maniac!"  I ain't gonna believe ya.  WHAT A GIG!  This guy just swoops in anywhere he wants, pulls up all the blouses and decides who he's gonna do first!  I wanna be him when I grow up!  And there's BIG, HUGE, GIANT problems in this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" update.  It's called "Attack of the Tentacles" and we have just the girl for this over sized job!  Then it's time for "Camp ECHO Pt 2" this week.  More evil, more peril, more HUGE TITS!  And this poor horny guy knows she's evil, probably knows that she's gonna kill him.  But he's a guy - that's something to worry about AFTER the sex!

Been there, done that.  Got the scars...
Mike da Mutant

04-21-11

IF THAT'S KATERINA...

... then who's THAT?  Whoa!  "Alien Winter" takes a twist for the bizarre this week.  While Kat's about to die - in the very next room, something stirs - something left by Olga!  While we were worried about what she'd done to Katerina we SHOULD have been worried about what she was making FROM her!  Oh boy!  Then onto the VIDEO!  "Clovis Man" finally locks up with our Geosexoligist and begins to share some "info" about himself.  And why his people are no more.

Short stories abound with "Deadly Sex" (she'll REALLY eat you), "Urban legends - Camp Echo" (two-parter about those deadly summer camp slaughters) and "Another Night in the Desert" (the UFO investigator REALLY gets the facts) so click once and read three times!  Then "After School Special - Dionise, CA" growls back into the lineup with a nasty little wolf problem.  But experts are available - for a price - and Becky has got the goods to make a deal!  Hope it works out...

Don't leave without checking out the newest offering from "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" - "Playing Hardball" takes you deep into financial negotiations conducted in the raw!  Love the alien guy in this one - looks like a member of the family!

Double-feature news next week!
Mike da Mutant

04-14-11

TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPIN'...

...into the future?  Well sometimes.  But then it get's all jumbled up as one stacked geologist continues her encounter with the mystery man from the past!  Is his control breaking down or are the time jumps part of his plan?  And is she ever gonna be able to keep her mouth off his schlong long enough to get screwed?  These and many other intriguing queries get (partially) answered this week!  So don't you DARE miss this week's revealing clips of "Clovis Man!"

It's a comic plethora!  "Laura Talbot" - captured, beaten, raped by a chick with a dick, and forced to climax for their sick, sick enjoyment!  But then the fun ends and it gets SCARY!  He's stalked the dorms.  He's haunted the gym.  But this week "The Invisible Sex Maniac" has struck the MUTHU LOAD!  And what a load it is as he takes his pick from the beauties that hang out in the park - and he makes some fans!  They never knew what hit them...

Awww... he's soooo cute!

Yeah.  Well, she'll get over THAT real quick!  "E.T. X" is a little different than that E.T. critter that was in the movie.  But you're gonna like our horny pervert version much better!  After all, it IS a STAR WOE!  Indescribable horror stalks a beautiful girl in this week's "Aliens, Babes & Creatures" update!  And just when she thinks that she's avoided being eaten and has escaped.... WHAM BABY!  And her body is great, her heart is so kind - pity she isn't very smart.  But that's just how it goes as one gorgeous bikini babe finds a cute little "Jellyfish" washed up on the beach and decides to help it out.  I'm guessin' that you can figure out that this wasn't a good idea, right?

FINALLY... "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" rolls out the cherry on top of this delicious treat.  It's called "Seek & DESTROY" but these two bad-ass assassin types have no idea what they're up against in this seemingly helpless (and really accommodating) babe with the golden hair.  Pity... for them!

BEWARE the SUCCUBAE!
Mike da Mutant

04-07-11

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME...

...for a horny spook!  She's diggin' the new house.  What a bargain!  But once hubby leaves and she's alone... well, she's NOT alone!  And the grisly ghost that's get'n her goodies is anything but "The CHASTE!"  Then it's time for a fresh chapter of "The BERSERKER!"  She's been in some tough spots.  But she's never been captured by giant bugs and forced to fight them for their queen's amusement.  'Least till now.  And while that might dampen the spirits of a lesser woman all I can think is that these bug fools have NO IDEA WHO THEY'RE MESSING WITH!  But they'll soon find out.  HAHAHAhahahahahaaa...

"Urban Legends" - The Man in the Lake.  C'mon you remember this one right?  Dead guy needs to catch a nut to end his wet purgatory... dumb teens screwin on the dock..?  No?  Well here's yer chance to catch up on some popular culture!  And maybe learn a lesson?  And don't miss "Monster on Campus" where a sweet young thang meets her secret admirer - FROM BEYOND!

NEW SERIES BEGINS!

From the same demented mind that brought us "Alien Huntress" (Predator) now comes a fresh start in "Jewel of the DAMNED!"  It's an adventure!  A daring crew discovers an ancient alien spaceship and sets out to learn it's secrets.  But some secrets are best left unknown and when the crew finally discovers that it'll be far too late to avoid their loathsome fate!  Along the way there will be plenty of babe/monster interaction (if ya know what I mean... hehehe) so pull up a chair and get started!

Oh yeah... "Clovis Man" makes his needs known without words.  And his delightful conquest makes his wishes real.  This video presentation will get ya crankin!  Where do I sign up?!!  And then "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" wraps up the week with "Inside Job" - a story about espionage, intrigue, sadomasochistic tendencies and other words that are really, really hard to spell.

But worth the effort!
Mike da Mutant

03-31-11

IT'S A SHORT STORY!

Or actually... FOUR of 'em!  Yep, there's an abundance of brand new comics in the short story area!  Good'uns too!  "Baby John" is just out for a stroll one night when he stumbles across a couple of naked lovers.  Well (it bein' down South and all) he naturally kills the guy and takes over for him.  But the gal's less than pleased and 'Lil Johnny has to persuade her a bit.  Then "ERIS - Barbarian MILF" swings her mighty sword... err... swings her mighty breasts at an easy conquest.  But the Gods get the last laugh as the mighty ERIS discovers that her lover has a terrible secret!

Oh boy!  I just LOVE these "Night with a Vampire" comics!  The comic style is friggin' awesome and the story is always a hot, raunchy rumble.  Part 4 is up today and it's a FANTASY come true!  Better than a man-cave!  Then in a world gone ZOMBIE a lone lass with a taste for cock does what she has to do to get some.  And if that means risking her life to capture a fuckable Zombie then so be it!  He may be one of the "UNDEAD" but a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do!

WHUD HE SAY?

Nuthin.  Absolutely nuthin.  And if I were the "CLOVIS MAN" I wouldn't say a damn thing either.  Why would he?  He's just met some gal in a cave and she immediately strips and starts blowing him.  Words are gonna improve ON THAT?  HA!!!  While she's seeking some poignant but ethereal hidden message from the experience - he's get'n a relaxing spit n' polish from a gal who really knows how to make that sucker SHINE!  Words... yeah.  So check it out in this week's video update already!

THERE'S MORE?

But of course mi amigo!  The FINAL ASSAULT is up in our kickin' photo story "Moth to the Flame" and all secrets (and breasts) are laid bare!  A hideous fate awaits that snoopy psychic as she finally realizes the game - but FAR TOO LATE!  BUUWAhahahahaha!!!!!!  And it just ain't an update without a weekly blast from the past so this week the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" cranks out "Sales Figures" from the depths of the SBC vault!  She's got killer looks and her product is in high demand, but slumping sales mean that she's about to get a hard dose of robo-stiffy-reality from her supervisor!  Hey - ya gotta keep 'em productive ya know!

And so it goes..
Mike da Mutant

03-24-11

Need a (slightly used) HOT Geologist?

Well, we'll probably have one available.  After the "Clovis Man" gets done with her she'll probably be seeking a new line of work.  But in the meantime she's his private sex-slave and he's making the most of it!  Part of her is screaming inside - but that's not the part that he's interested in and all those parts are at his command!  NO?  Then maybe a psychic?  Uh.. never mind.  It's starting to look like there might be a shortage - as soon as the last two in "Moth to the Flame" get killed off.  And that (sadly) appears to be IMMINENT!

Is this.. Heaven?

Yep - 'least if you're a big comic fan!  For starters check out this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" offering.  "Torso Trap" is a fun story about sexual harassment on the job - waaay in the future.  But the chick fights back and makes the guys sorry that they ever started it - kinda.  Men are such pigs!  (Oink!)  James Lemay's up next with "ALIEN WINTER!"  Dr. Olga's a deader, but her (hideous, slimy, dangerous) work lives on!  Katerina is about to discover Olga's terrible legacy - first hand.  What has the demented doctor done to our heroine?  And what's with the new tentacles?  EEK!

Then you better bring a Scooby-snack for "Dionese, CA - After School Special!"  The latest "super stud" at school has his eye set on Ms. Dovehope and he's not interested in her teaching abilities.  But Becky finds them screwing in the grass just as he turns into a Werewolf and... from there it gets complicated!  Then there's a special treat for the VORE fans - "Bedtime" features a gal, a monster, an appetite for sex - and yearning for tasty women!  Then "Forever Ship" wraps it for the week with Slid's newest tale.  Gorgeous pilot awakens from suspended animation to take her shift at the controls of the generation ship.  But someone - something - is in control now and now and she's in for the battle of her life!  After the sex, of course!

ALWAYS after the sex!
Mike da Mutant

03-17-11

WHATTA FUSTER CLUCK!

Just imagine... You're a psychic do-gooder and you're witnessing the ghastly death of another psychic.  But somehow you can hear each other's thoughts and she's pleading with you for help!  Problem is that she died a long time ago and no matter what you do YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT!  Yeah... tough situation, but that's the low-down in this week's "Moth to the Flame" photo-story!  And if you're still plagued by do-gooder instincts think about this: "Laura Talbot" saved some sweet young thing from a hideous monster.  Her reward?  Well, betrayal, restrained, tortured and now she's about to meet a woman that should NEVER - EVER have been equipped "like that" for some "stretching exercises" - the DEEP, PAINFUL kind!  Screw that goodie-goodie crap - I'll just mind me own business!

BASTARD!

Oops.. I meant BASTA.  Yeah... B A S T A rolls out a new series called "Aliens, Babes & Creatures" this week!  The first issue begins with a little date rape and cruel abandonment... and THEN it gets REALLY scary!  Issue number ONE - good stuff and you're there at the start!  And when your luck seems just too damn good to be true.. it is.  Witness the sad, sad ending to the "Maneater" short story and then thank whatever deity you care to that it happened to him - not YOU!  BAAA!  BAAAAAA!  Oh yeah - it's "Fable of Fright" time!  And this week's fable is all about baaaad and has little to do with sheep (uh, different website).  The not-so-little girl down the lane NEVER saw this coming!

Then there's a bitchin' "W.A.B.A.C Machine" comic that's all about girls, feuds, and the innovative sexual assault machinery that they use to settle their little disputes.  Let's just say that the tentacle sex machine is on back-order for now - but we're expecting a new shipment!  Sales should be brisk...

CLOVIS MAN:

Ooooh... that feels GOOD!  Now I haven't met a strange gal in a cave and had her instantly start blowing me since... since the 70's. (Ah.. I MISS the 70's) BUT I'm not a 12,000 year old spook from a long-dead race either (dammit)!  And this busty spelunker has mistaken him for a stalagmite or something - she's intent on taking samples!  Seriously, whatever hold he has on her sure is working 'cause this gal's just goin' ape-shit all over this guy and he's yet to say a word!  Hmmm.. could be a new pick-up strategy...

I'll see if that works!
Mike da Mutant

03-10-11

ON YOUR KNEES!

And while yer down there...  Yeah - you get the idea.  One stacked geologist is obviously no match for an ancient sprit with needs!  This week the good doctor discovers that she's not alone in that cave - and that her companion has the ability to make her do anything he wants.  Now the only question is, "What does he want?"  And the answer is clear (and bobbin' in her face) before this week's clips are over!

THEY CAN'T RESIST!

The closer that they get to the truth, the more obvious it is that their investigation is dangerous - and that they're likely to be the next victims.  But nooooo.... they won't stop digging for the truth - no matter the cost!  And this week the cost is high indeed for one of the lingering spirits that haunt this place - this place that draws them like a "Moth to the Flame!"  Burn, baby, BURN!

COMIC RELIEF!

TONS OF IT!  Let's start with "Omega Fighters."  The giantess known as Titanya mopped the floor with the mighty Red Fist last time, and another has sought her out to do battle.  But is Polly really the one to humble Titanya?  Methinks not!  And I'm certain that Titanya's gonna 'splain it to her!  "The Berserker" is a one-woman murder squad!  But when she attempts to sneak in where she's not welcome she's confronted with a hoard of giant insects.  Giant, HORNY insects!  So what's a girl to do?  WHATEVER THEY WANT!  Hahahahaha!!!  Then speaking of "What to Do" - check out this ghoul attack survival guide and maybe it'll learn ya sumthin!  Or not.  But either way it's a good story about a gal that should know better, but can't resist.

C'mon... admit it.  You were scared shitless as a little kid by those never ending "Urban Legends" right?  You know... The couple out parking when the guy gets out to take a leak - the scratches on the roof - the hanging dead body?  No?  What planet did you grow up on?  But to the rest of us "Urban Legends" just means a scary story that somebody swears is "really true."  Like the tale of the haunted locker-room.  And the gal that was warned not to stay after midnight.  Don't know this one?  Then yer really gonna like it!  Complete with alternate endings (she likes it - she don't) 'cause we've heard it told both ways.

And that's a wrap!
Mike da Mutant

03-03-11

FROM THE DAWN OF TIME:

He's a mystery that she's going to solve!  This week begins a new movie.  "Clovis Man" is our latest study of ancient Shaman's and Mystics and we didn't even have to dig him up!  He came to us... her... and after 12,000 years he's pretty damn horny!  Mildly spooky and VERY HOT, "Clovis Man" is the tale of a spirit from the past and the modern woman who becomes his unwilling conquest.  Twisted history baby!

SHORT SUBJECTS...

...are the norm this week!  The stars have aligned and we're swimming in short stories!  But beware the water!  Just ask the big-boobed babe who took a midnight dip in "Swim at your own Risk!"  Or how about a story of the woman who mates and then kills?  "Black Widow" will scratch that itch.  Maybe you'd like to see some more of the "Castaways?"  Gotcha covered - check out the newest from the "Housewives in Space" shorties!  And those pesky KRIN are still running rampant in this week's blast from the past "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" selection: "The Alternate Universe."  Remember - ya just have to keep killing them till they stop getting up!

Don't forget about our photo-story!  "Moth to the Flame" goes waaaay over the top as revelation after revelation leads the two sleuthy psychics to one inevitable conclusion: It's all a trap - and they're the next victims!  Buuwaha-ha-ha-ha!  Wrappin' it up for the week is "Jack be Nimble" - part two of the Jack the Ripper "Fable of Fright" story.  Jack's on a tear and even the best laid traps of London's elite law enforcers can't stop the MAYHEM!

But they gotta try...
Mike da Mutant

02-24-11

THINGS!

This week we've got two of 'em!  First there's "The THING" - a short story about a rescue team sent to find out what happened to those missing colonists.  Then there's "A THING Possessed" about a nubile young Earth gal that's been snatched by the OVERLORD to become his new sex toy.  But this Earth gal has her own ideas about how this should all pan out - and she might be more than he can handle!

Then "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" presents the conclusion of D'praved's "The KRIN Incident" and the mystery of the golden artifact is revealed!  James Lemay sends us a new chapter of "ALIEN WINTER" this week and Katarina is get'n the high hard one (actually several) from the creature formerly known as Doc Olga!  But Kat's always got a back-up plan and when the sex is over she knows that one of them is about to die!  So her hand slips under her pillow and... IT'S SETTLED!

FATAL ATTRACTION:

They can't help themselves.  It's something inside of them that compels them to search out that which others shun.  And it's likely to be their LAST act as two psychically endowed (and well endowed) babes try to unravel a series of grisly murders that seem to have a supernatural origin!  But will they discover the killer before he discovers them?  Dunno yet - that's what makes "Moth to the Flame" a mystery!  And this week's issue of "Dionise, CA" BITES!  Well, not really..  But SOMEONE got bit by a werewolf and is now the town's newest red-hot STUD!  Sweet Becky loses no time at all re-mounting her new cock-monster and a good time is had by all!  At least until the killing starts...

IT'S OVER DUDE!

Yep, it's the slam-ass conclusion of "PANDEMONIUM" this week!  If boppin' two Spacebabes at once is yer thing then yer gonna love it!  And next week there's a totally new, completely awesome video all prepared to WOW ya!  Those who wish to study ahead should start the research on "Clovis Man" right now!

Till next week!
Mike da Mutant

02-17-11

DIE MO-FO DIE!

But he won't... and then it gets worse.  "Laura Talbert" slits the killer's throat, but she's chloroformed by his victim?  WTF?  And now she's in an even more perilous position with no idea of what's gonna happen next!  Cool stuff from Briaeros.  Then the psychically tuned bimbos are hot on the trail of something better left alone in this week's update of our new photo story "Moth to the Flame."  There will be no happy ending here.

CONUNDRUM!

Well... close enough.  How about "PANDEMONIUM" instead?  That's our new movie that starts this week and ends next week.  It's a little bit more tongue-in-cheek than our normal fare - kinda a spoof of our "DEATHMATCH" series.  Tit's, ass, giggles (some were even intentional!) and snickers... lotsa fun!  Just shot the "real" next movie last night.  Gonna be a hell of a week editing this puppy, but when it's done yer gonna really dig it.  Then we've got "REALLY Close Encounter" as a short story and Part !1 (of 2) of "The Krin Incident" in "The W.A.B.A.C Machine" for all you aspiring time travelers.

And the hits just keep on coming!  Next up is Slid's "HAINT 3" about a haunted babe and her feeble attempts to end the nightmare!  And the icing on this week's cake is a new episode of "Night TERRORS" starring yours truly (kinda) and ending up in a weird-assed office orgy!

There ya have it!
Mike da Mutant

02-10-11

HOW THE MIGHTY...

...have fallen!  Unbelievably, the mighty Red Fist has met her master!  This week TITANIA lowers the boom on the (previously) undefeated warrior and spoon feeds her a mighty helping of humble pie!  But things change fast in "Omega Fighters" so who knows?  Maybe a few more cyber-implants and she'll be back on top?  Hey, there's a NEW PHOTO COMIC up!  "Moth to the Flame" is the scary tale of a supernatural serial killer and his victims.  But there's two living gals who just can't resist the temptation to meddle in his affairs.  So they probably won't stay living for long!

"The TRAP" wraps up this week with a classic ending - "tear off his arm and beat him with the bloody end!"  Yep - that's just how it went down.  AWESOME!  Oh.. you gotta check out the new "Star WOES" comic, too!  This time we're pickin' on the Blade Runner movie - 'cept our version is called "Dick Runner."  Cyborgs, better be on the lookout!

AND SINCE WE'RE ON A ROLL...

...let's pile it on!  Next up is a fantastic "BERSERKER" comic.  The cops are hot on her trail, but she's still got the time to make 'em look like fools!  Ya gotta love this Bette Davis gal!  And the "Invisible Sex Maniac" strikes again!  This time he's stalking the hottest chick on campus and he's out to "teach her a lesson!"  And in this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" a beautiful bounty hunter discovers the consequences when she screws up an arrest.  But it all works out in the end... HER end!!!

NEW MOVIE NEXT WEEK!
Mike da Mutant

02-03-11

BAD IDEA:

Safety tip: No matter how horny you get DON'T summon the dead for a quickie!  Too late for these big boobed bimbos in "The TRAP!"  This week they get their rocks off and wanna end the affair.  The Zombie?  Not so much.  In fact, he seems to have developed his own agenda - one that demands that they stay right where they are!

...comes around.

Yep.  It's KARMA BABY!  When the worst of the worst come callin' on this evil babe, she's gonna get a rapid-fire lesson in civility.  And if she learns the error of her ways she MIGHT just survive.  But only after she's screwed every kinda icky critter you can imagine!  Hard times spare no one in "SPLOOGED!"  A whore gets boned doggie style and the fate of the world changes due to one man's infidelity.  Screw the ho, dump the queen and head for the hills - that's how it goes in the final chapter of "Steel from the Sky."  Ms. Mcardle is blessed.  Blessed with a fabulous figure and face.  Blessed with the adulation of every man she meets.  Blessed with a ghost that has an insatiable appetite to do her!  Anywhere, anytime and usually in some painful fashion!  So what's a gal to do?  Well... find out in "HAINT 2" this week!

And here's a story with a moral.  "ABDUCTION" is the tale of the guy that moved too slow and lost the gal - to an ALIEN!  One of those "teachable moments?"  Dunno.  But SHE sure learns a trick or two!  And The W.A.B.A.C. Machine has a beautiful little tale up about the amazing technological inovation that we've come to know as "Virtual Reality."  'Course there's always a twist...

Tell me a story!

How 'bout a fable?  A "FABLE OF FRIGHT!"  Jack the Zipper lives again and stalks the ladies of the night!  "Hump me, Dump me" introduces this icon of evil in a most grizzly fashion!  And fear not - there's more to come!  Gotta love a good fable!

Till next week,
Mike da Mutant

01-27-11

NOW I'M REALLY PISSED!

Or maybe just gender embarrassed?  Yesterday there was a news article about a guy that's seeking police protection from his sex-crazed-wife!  Really, I'm not makin' this up.  And now we see a healthy, normal and apparently heterosexual man who gets stranded on the planet of the Amazons and...(wait for it)...HE WANTS OFF!  C'mon fellas... help me out here.  Yeah, too much of a good thing... yadi yadi yadi, etc.  But C'MON!  He's get'n prime nookie and the gals are KILLING each other to get to him.  WTF!!!?  Okay... I'm never gonna get it.  But there's just something WRONG about the situation in "Prisoner of Paradise" if ya ask me.  Check it out and see if you think I'm over-reacting ( I hear that a lot).  Good story, great artwork, but DAMMIT!  It ain't right for a man to be... oh screw it!  See what you think.

Alien mutant sex anyone?

Well, you came to the right place.  Still smokin' from marathon sex with that Ruski dude, Katerina is cornered by Dr. Belova down in the Vostok station and it's time for some girl-girl action.  NOT!  'Cause DR. Olga Belova AIN'T HUMAN NO MO!  And Kat's gonna discover that for herself as soon as the good doctor mutates into a hideous tentacle laden bag of slimy undulations!  But she'll probably still want sex... hehehe... Don't blame me, it's that evil James Lemay who presents this week's chapter of "ALIEN Winter"!

Everybody's doin' it!

The Queen's scewin' the smith in "Steel from the Sky" while over in "The Clinic" some poor blonde bimbo is get'n the high hard one from devils!  Yeah.  She's there for some fertilization and these horned servants of hell are just the right group to help her out with her little problem!  Mom begged me to become a doctor... shoulda listened.  Then the teacher is dead and sweet little Becky is left alone to please each and every ghost that haunts that burned up school in "Dionese, CA!"  Fortunately, a life well wasted in high school has prepared her for the ordeal and there's not a stiff one around by the time this girl's done!  Wonder how she's gonna explain the dead teacher though...  And this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" update's a good one.  "Telefighters" is all about the miracle of instant teleportation and how mankind has wisely used it to.. send.. chicks to.. fight each other?  Uh.. yeah.  But strange concepts aside there's naked fighting and some good ol rug-munchin' accolades for the winner!

And don't forget "THE TRAP."  These horny bimbo's are runnin' roughshod over the zombie-spook-thingy that they summoned from hell.  But ya gotta wonder.. are they REALLY overpowering hell's minion?  Or is he just enjoying the perverse dose of naughty nookie until he bites back?  Yeah.  Keeps me awake at night, too!

So there ya have it.

In order, you have: Alien Amazon chicks killing each other for possession of some man meat, mutant alien sex doctor viciously licking a Russian chick, a royal screwing in the dirt, devil's in charge of the fertility clinic, a host of ghosts all horny for the high school girl, instant tele-nookie on call, and demented D-cups bangin' the undead for kicks!  Where the hell else can ya get such QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT?

I rest my case.
Mike da Mutant

01-20-11

AIN'T THEY CUTE?

Well yes they are - in a "until they get horny and grow to an unmanageable size" kinda way.  'Least that's what she thought in this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" presentation of "Plan 69 from Outer Space."  It's the kinda evil alien plot that I always warn people about... but they never listen!  Too late for this gal - maybe too late for us all!  And it's a theme this week?  Gals makin' dumb choices?  Could be 'cause "Rookie Mistake" highlights another buxom babe bitin' the big one!  This time it's a cop on the hunt for... for something truly EVIL!  And the evil bastard has plans of his own that involve the involuntary use of this dumb rookie's every available orifice!  Again and again and again!

SPRING THAT PUPPY!

"The Trap" is laid and the gals hope to be next.  I really don't wanna speculate on what kinda mental issues make hot babes wanna screw moldy dead things, but here ya have it in this week's video.  After 'ol ugly checks 'em out they execute their plan and grab him!  But are they really gonna screw the zombie thing?  And really, why?  Why, when I'm available and (probably) don't smell as bad?  Friggin' unfair is what that is.  But that's just how it goes for me - always the fluffer - never the fluffee!

That snotty Queen puts the move on the blacksmith this week.  Surprised to see her "lower" herself with a commoner.  But that's exactly what she does - lowers herself onto a commoners uh.. "Steel from the Sky!"  And she's likin' it!  And it's time for a new issue of "Night with a Vampire!"  This is the third one and now the vampire stud has a hot vampire babe sidekick.  Together they tear right through an unsuspecting couple that just wanted to party!  Party?  You betcha - Vampires LOVE to party!  It's a hell of a way to pass the time - on your last night on Earth!

DIE MOFO DIE!!!

But he ain't listening!  "Laura Talbert" ain't shy about killin' the bad guy.  In fact she's downright enthusiastic as she fills his chest with hot lead and stabs him through the heart!  Sadly, the Slasher didn't get the "now you die" memo so he's unaware that his continued pursuit of the shapely Mz. Talbert is breaking the rules.  I'm certain that once he finds out he'll gracefully withdraw his over-sized member from all of her private parts and succumb to a peaceful death - but 'till then she better have packed some lube.  LOTS of lube!  And pain killers...  And if it ain't those damn slashers it's the pesky scarecrows!  You can't turn yer back on 'em.  Like the one in this week's "Night Terror" update.  You know, the "screw the hot bitch till she's dead" kinda scarecrow that's always out there lurking somewhere.  Just waiting for some big-boobed bimbo to saunter on by his cornfield and then... GOTCHA BITCH!

Guess she's "goin' green" huh?
Mike da Mutant

01-14-11

DONE DEAL.

"The TRAP" is up!  This new video kicks off with about 10 minutes worth of clips this week just so that we can get through the set-up and into the GOOD STUFF!  The whole idea is that a couple of horny babes decide to take a supernatural lover - with the emphasis on "take."  We'll just see how that works out for 'em, eh?

Mike da Mutant

01-13-11

IT AIN'T A SPIDER-MAN PLAY!

But it sure seems cursed.  We've had to reschedule the "Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde" shoot twice now due to weird cast problems.  That's pretty unusual - even for us.  So it's back up on the "soon as we can" list and luckily we've got "The TRAP" waiting in the bullpen.  Wasn't expecting to have this up for weeks so it's gonna be tomorrow for it's debut - gotta 'nuther long night of editing first!  But check back manana - it'll be here!

BUT YA CAN'T...

...keep a good update down!  So here's everything else!  First off, "Rhonda Retro" gets some much deserved recognition for all of her valuable service.  But it's not quite the award that she'd anticipated.  On the other hand - it's not one that she'll soon forget either!  Then they're beating swords out of meteorites in "Steel from the Sky" and even the queen gets in on the dirty work!  "Cassiopeia" started something with that bomb, but she didn't get 'em all.  Now the survivors are really pissed - and really horny!  Good luck girl.

There's a new chapter of "OMEGA FIGHTERS!"  This time RED FIST takes on two challengers.  She quickly dispatches the female but... has an entirely different plan for the guy.  Gotta love that gal!  And "The BERSERKER" has walked right into a trap!  There's no escape, and this week she'll pay a horrific price for her carelessness.  Better shape up babe or you won't last too long...

And "Ve hav vays to make you talk":

Resistance is futile - and kinda dumb anyway see'n as how this babe wants to screw the information out of you!  So what the heck, tell her your secrets, she'll only share them with me.  And ya know that I can keep a secret....

Right... yeah.  I can do that.

Till tomorrow,
Mike da Mutant

01-06-11

So WTF?

Is it REALLY over?  After 30 issues the "Alien Huntress" is gonna hang up her guns and live the simple life?  Oh man...!  Sadly, that's the scoop.  Unless... maybe you guys would like to see her back in a fresh comic?  Helpdesk is open - lemme know and we'll see what we can do.  But as of now she's officially retired as you'll see in this week's epilogue.  Dammit.  Maybe I could threaten the artist or kidnap his favorite dog or...?  I HAVE MY WAYS ya know!

Sure gonna miss that girl.  But life goes on.  This week's lineup is "eclectic" - 'least as I understand the term.  Basically it's chock-full of all kindsa crazy!  Like "Labyrinth" where the dominant male finds out that endurance is a big factor in conquest.  He gets the all-so-willing-and-stacked Spacebabe, but in the end... well, you'll see.  Great artwork by the way - I just love this guy's work.  Then have ya ever fallen asleep with the boob-tube on?  Sure ya have.  But did you find yourself being ravished and engulfed by a hideous TV monster when you woke up?  No?  Well, check out "Wrong Channel" and see why you were just lucky.  This shit happens all the time, but nobody believes me.  Oh well.

Next up is some nasty treatment for a recently screwed queen as her non-Godlike lover ties her to a post and goes searching for goodies.  But there's fire in her heart, lust in her loins and "Steel from the Sky" so this ain't over yet!  And it's the darkest chapter of "The Castaways" yet!  The Crusoe women have fallen victim to rapist robots, perverted professors, and all kinda of alien scummies but this... THIS tops it all!  With no men around 'cept the evil Doctor that plagues them this family of hotties tries everything to find some relief - sometimes they get it - sometimes they REALLY GET IT (hehehe..ya know?).  This week things are lookin' pretty grim and evil has triumphed over the freakishly super-stacked clan!

Historically speaking...

...there's a fresh "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" comic up for your edification and enlightenment.  Or whatever...  Anyway it's one of Donny's finest from days gone by about a rookie space-cop that has some highly unusual interrogation methods!  You gotta check it out!  But pause and reflect on the fact that "individual results may vary" before you run up to the local precinct and 'fess up to some offence or other.  Chances are that your interrogation might not work out quite as well. (Trust me.)

And "The Curious Abduction of Tony Steel" wraps up this week.  That conniving 'lil alien hussy gets her way (and her DNA "sample") and Tony gets "POOFED" off to who knows where!  General Marsdek is strangely silent (perhaps embarrassed over his initial panic at this dastardly deed) but I expect a full report on my desk in days... weeks... whatever.  Anyway, I think it was just a harmless drive-by-blowjob from some curious alien critters so I'm recalling the troops and ratcheting down the ready status.  No reason to keep everybody on edge.  'Specially since they're all hung-over from New Years parties!

It's a brand-new year!

Loads of new stuff up for ya next week.  Stay tuned for a new movie "Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde"!!!

Mike da Mutant

12-30-10

MADE IT...

...through another Christmas!  Nobody got hurt, no family fights, no blood was spilled.  Weird.  But I'll take it!  Hope yers was a winner, too.  Now we must gird ourselves against the onslaught of NEW YEAR!  Oh man, the party gets kinda strange around here.  Like ya gotta remember to see if the gal has a reflection before you respond to that old "Follow me, I wanna suck you" line.  Some of them are talking 'bout yer blood!  Then there's the kinky alien chicks - don't even get me started on those weirdos...  Guess it's just an occupational hazard.  But I digress...

So back to reality.

Really?  Not so much.  But Fantasy is okay by me so let's start with this week's SLEEPER comic.  Check out Jack Lee's "CYBERDEVIL!"  This guy's got talent (seriously - he does work for the BIG BOYS i.e.: a two letter comic book publisher that's been around a zillion years) and is enjoying letting his kink out by doin' some side-line work for us).  Super illustrations and story - you're gonna dig it!  Then the "Star Woes" section gets a new update with "The 69th Day."  But it's tough to parody a flic that like maybe 8 people saw (mostly Arnold's family) so we gave the writing staff a little leeway.  A little too much leeway apparently... but WTF!

"Steel from the Sky" issue 3 is up!  And the tight-assed queen just found out that her "GOD" lover is really just some dude that happened by and BOY IS SHE PISSED!  Hey - get their names first ya dumb slut!  Royalty... go figure!  Then it's time to learn a little lesson here fellas.  If ya find it lay'n on the beach there's probably a reason somebody threw it away.  Like that super hot chick that's just lay'n there doodlin' herself in this week's "Night Terrors" story.  Don't walk away - RUN!

Principle Hammermeyer is dead but his dong's still stiff as a board, so little Becky Lovell hasn't noticed that he's no longer breathing.  She's convinced it's part of the game that they're playing so that she doesn't fail High School.  Silly girl!  And admit it - you wanna try sex in zero-G.  Well it's all good fun as long as yer with a gal that doesn't spit - that REALLY makes a mess!  But since you can't all have private spaceships such as mine I guess the closest you'll get to finding out would be to study this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" comic called "Simulator."  Ah yes... that brings back some memories!

She won't keep her mouth off it!

But somehow Tony Steel doesn't seem to mind.  I have no friggin' idea what race this alien chick is from, but I'd sure like to find out!  I'm reasonably convinced that there's no planetary security risk here.  Just some random DNA collection - same shit that's gone on for years.  But while awaiting next week's final report from General Marsdek and his team of experts I'm gonna suspend my official "all clear" message - just in case.  Next week we're wrappin' up "The Curious Abduction of Tony Steel" - either way.  Sorry Tony...

So beware the vampires of New Years eve and those of you that survive - regroup here next week.
We'll leave a light on.

Mike da Mutant

12-23-10

JINGLE BALLS?

Nah... but that's about the only thing that the alien chick DOESN'T do to Tony Steel's family jewels!  The action flip's sides again this week and next week's the CLIMAX!  So don't miss it!

COMIC DELUGE:

Oh boy!  We've lined up an awesome selection of comic distraction to help get your mind off of those cookies and fruit cakes.  "Steel from the Sky" supports the notion that the Gods must care about us - or at least the hot queenly babe in this episode.  Then there's a short story called "Space Cool" about a little three-way incident and another one called "T.P.T." that outlines the problems that occur when you kill a lover - but he won't stay dead! (I hate it when that happens.)

Then James Lemay's back with chapter seven of "Alien Winter" and Briaeros backs up his EXCELLENT first chapter of "Laura Talbert - Monster Hunter" with a slammin' new chapter!  This week Laura meets "The Slasher!"  And a tiger gets tamed BIG-TIME in Donny's "Tigress" comic found deep inside the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine!"

Everybody stay warm and we'll re-group next week after all the Christmas celebrations are done.

Merry Christmas - Happy Hanukkah!
Mike da Mutant

12-16-10

SWORDS?

Yep.  This week we're kickin' off an eight part series from Red Duke (with some dialogue revamps from the the SLIDster) that kinda opens up a new area for us.  Just a taste of some Sword & Sorcery content added to the mix.  It's called "Steel from the Sky" - lemme know whatcha think!  This week features a "Gift from the Gods" via special delivery from the stars!  "Cassiopeia" discovers that stealing from thieves is not as easy as it sounds.  'Specially when they're hard-workin' pirate scum-bags that have a mighty hanker'n for some nice young booty!  Ultimately... I guess her mission is successful-ish.  But it wasn't easy!

"The Curious Abduction of Tony Steel" rolls on, and this week Tony has her right where he wants her!  At least if he wants a mouthful of alien muff... I'm still not seeing the planetary security threat that General Marsdek says that this poses to the Earth, but at least the "torture" is fun to watch!  Kinda hopin' that she doesn't get what she's after and comes after me next!  Bring it on ALIEN!

After Red Fist powers up on some man protein she's ready for a rumble!  Good thing 'cause Black Widow from the Antar system has just arrived to challenge her title as champion among the "Omega Fighters!"  The challenge is quickly answered and Red Fist gets back to her protein gobblin' faster than you can say "teleport me!"  This is one LUSH series - REALLY good artwork!

GO BERSERK!

Why not?  Everybody else is!  Like my favorite lab created bimbo, "The Berserker!"  She's tracked down her creator, Dr. Linus and after dispatching his body guards she's poised to take the ol' duffer out.  But the cops are on the lookout and things appear to be getting complicated.  And she wouldn't really kill the 'ol boy without screwin' him first - would she?  Standby... And there's a whole lotta nasty surprises for a solo pilot who didn't check for "unauthorized cargo" before she headed for deep space.  Now the "cargo" is loose and she's about to surrender all that she has to it - one tryst at a time!  NOTE: always check for "The Stowaway" before lighting them rockets off!

And space lesbians take over "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" as this week's feature "Firewalkers" bubbles up to the top.  Marauding lesbians take their sex slaves where they can find them.  And they just found one!  And now they're gonna... maraud (?) all over her!

News flash: Just found out that Wikileaks has absolutely no embarrassing secret information on me due to be released anytime soon.  Kinda bummed...

Mike da Mutant

12-09-10

IT'S OVER!

All good things must come to an end... and this week it's "IMMORAL KOMBAT."  Yep, today marks the final episode of this long-runnin' babe-bashin' photo story and (whoda thunk?) HELL ends up the winner!  On the bright side, there's a NEW "Fable of Fright!"  "Foxy and the Grapes" tells the tale of another innocent life shattered by those damn grape.. uh, trees?  Thought they grew on vines, but the effect's the same either way.  Succulent...!

DOUBLE FEATURE AGAIN?

Yep.  But "Food Chain" wraps it up with another untimely demise.  These Spacebabes are falling like dominoes!  Man, I gotta do sumthin' 'bout that - FAST!  Then "Tony Steel" is really showing that alien babe what he's all about!  If he's all about muff-divin'... I'm sure there's a plan in there to save the universe and all that, but so far it's been more about some alien babe catchin' a nut!

The "Alien Huntress" is hanging up her G-string?  SAY IT AIN'T SO!  It seems that even the homicidal beauty from beyond has a saturation point for death and destruction.  And she says that she's there.  C'mon babe!  You can still kill a bunch more!  Right?  And if yer more into supernatural than technological... well yer gonna LOVE "Hart of Darkness" from Slid.  Tentacle-icky guy gets lucky when a babe to die for just prances right into his lair!  I mean gee-wiz, what's a monster to do?  And there's a Donny comic that's bubbled up inside the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" this week!  "Xeno-Bordello" is one of those fantasy places where "one size fits all."  Or NOT!

Lotsa new stuff comin' down the pike!
Mike da Mutant

12-02-10

CONSEQUENCES:

Bad ones... So a couple of "good 'ol boys" decide to kidnap a hot babe and take her out into the woods for a little torture, abuse and rape - typical Friday night stuff in many parts of the world.  But this night's gonna be different.  There's a full moon, and this particular victim is different... way different.  And the sands of time are running out for a couple "good 'ol boys!"  That's this week's "Night Terror" update!  Moving on to "DIONISE, CA" where anything goes! Principle Hammermeyer has taken sweet 'lil Becky to an abandoned school for some seriously jaded sex.  Becky's workin' for good grades and Hammermeyer's just a perv after some primo young ass.  But they're both about to discover that the souls of those who died at that school in a terrible fire have never left!

WHERE'S THE RUBBER HOSE?

I'm see'n a whole lot of screwin' but no interrogation in "The Curious Abduction of Tony Steel" - how 'bout you?  I'm startin' to think that the curiously absent General Marsdek has completely mis-categorized this.  Looks like a benign bonkin' to me.  But Steel gets loose this week, and swiftly makes his move - on her!  Then "Food Chain" ramps up the video action as a clumsy Spacebabe falls prey to the same weird killer that just gobbled up her partner.  But his hunger can wait now that he's found a new toy!  Hell has it's way and the end is nigh in this week's "IMMORAL KOMBAT."  Let's see... Jinx is get'n gang-banged by mini-demons, Denz is get'n e x p a n d e d by the punisher and a victorious Flashblade is trying to figure out how she got sent to hell!  Yeah... busy week!

Dr. Ericsonn has his eye on sweet young Trina Crusoe while his alter-ego robo-rapist hunts down her mother!  Life just seems to be a series of never ending tribulation for astoundingly stacked castaways in space, and it looks like it's just gonna get tougher!  Check it out in "Housewives in Space - The Castaways!"  And finally in the "W.A.B.A.C Machine" we've found the secret to eternal happiness - a human-ish sex-bot!  Get' 'em while ya can! (I hear that Uncle Sam's gonna regulate 'em soon.)

SLAM-DUNK!
Mike da Mutant

11-24-10

INTERESTING...

...developments.  That alien inquisitor chick sure has been workin' hard - 'specially since she ain't asked him a damn thing - yet.  But General Marsdek (who's strangely silent this week) assures me that she will, and that it's all an evil alien conspiracy called "The Curious Abduction of Tony Steel."  So far it just looks like a masterful blowjob to me.  But what do I know?  Her throat must be takin' some wear 'cause this week she stops swallowing his pride and mounts up!  Dunno where the torture's 'sposed to start... but I'll be watchin'!  OH YEAH...

Fresh meat just delivered itself to the hungry monster in the dark.  And this gal's even worse than the last at keeping her weapons close.  Disarmed and about to be disrobed, I'm bettin' that she'll be a tasty snack sooner than later.  Just in time for a Thanksgiving FEAST!  Bet she'd be great with cranberry sauce.  It's all in this week's aptly named "FOOD CHAIN" video.

THEN SUDDENLY...

...there was a brand new series!  Yep.  Briaeros kicks off "Laura Talbert - Monster Hunter" with a hideous boyfriend killing, girlfriend raping monster in a hockey mask!  But these evil deeds will surely attract the attention of the monster hunter.  Sadly, it'll be too late for these two.  Oh well, she may be doomed, but she sure is hot!  And Ligea the "Vampire MILF" is back!  Some fool breaks into her abode to do her harm, but Ligea's guardians are on the job, and while they don't stop the buxom intruder, they sure as hell take their toll (wink wink)!

"IMMORAL KOMBAT" CRANKS!  We got a loser in hell meeting "The PUNISHER," a big spider problem, and two dinky demons having a good 'ol time with a gal that wasn't as fast as she thought she was!  Exciting!

BUT WHAT ABOUT...

..."Alien Winter?"  No Prob.  Katerina's still recovering from her brush with the aliens in the shower, but she's surprised to discover that all she can think about is sex.  Good thing that Ruski dude's handy!  And Olga has secluded herself in the lab where she enjoys the undivided attention of her tentacle lovers while plotting the cross-genetic fate of her comrades.  Friggin' hot - and get'n hotter by the episode!

SO IT GOT ME TWICE:

Yep.  Now I remember the first time that "Siobhan" was up.  I damn-near pissed myself when I read the last panel.  Friggin' hysterical!!!  And since it's been so damn long I forgot and it got me again!  That's the one good thing 'bout get'n old.  You forget shit - everything's new!

So all you TSA beleaguered travelers in the USA - HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
And to everybody else... uh...  Happy Thursday?

See ya next week!
Mike da Mutant

11-18-10

DOUBLE FEATURE!

No kidding!  This week there are fresh clips up for “The Curious Abduction of Tony Steel” AND we’re starting a brand new flic called “Food Chain!”  Just our way of say‘n thanks members!  Check ‘em out!

Three exciting scenarios in this week’s “IMMORAL KOMBAT.”  One is vanquished and sent to hell, another is discovering just how bad bugs can be ,while the third involves some mini-demons and their runaway victim.  Complicated, but well worth the effort.

COMICS.

We got ‘em!  First up is the FINAL “Dead Sky Above Us” and this alien encounter shouldn’t be missed!  Then “The Berserker” gets a fresher and something’s up.  Something sneaky.  Something DEADLY!  The “Omega Fighters” are back!  And in between all the hot sex they’re fighting a WAR! 

Wrappin’ it up this week comes “90 Day Rotation” from the W.A.B.A.C. Machine.  Crossover time comes dear for those left alone for 3 months at a time.  You’ll see what I mean!

Enjoy!
Mike da Mutant

11-12-10

WHEW!

Rough week.  Lotsa good stuff goin' on in the background though.  Not so much progress in our headliner mystery "The Curious Abduction of Tony Steel."  It appears that general Marsdak and his team of abduction experts has settled down to observe the ordeal, but I don't see any chance of intervention.  We don't even know where he's at.  On the other hand this alien gal's "tongue torture" doesn't seem all that bad - so far.  "Immoral Kombat" has gotten crowded!  There's a duel to the death, a giant spider attack, and now there's a hell of a chase going on as two diminutive demonoids seek some comfort from a gal that doesn't wanna give any.  Kinda sounds like my old neighborhood!

Comics:

Oh yeah, we got yer comics right here!  "Big Monster on Campus" leads off with a werewolf sorority tale while "M.U.F.F." takes us to completely new dimensions populated by gorgeous gals with nasty attitudes.  Then "Revenge" is sweet as one brave Spacebabe takes the fight to her tormentor - Spacebabe style!  The ever-popular "Alien Huntress" finally confronts THE FARMER this week and her revenge is also sweet.  Not that HE liked it too much...

Then The W.A.B.A.C. machine coughs up "24th Century Stand-off" and once again an evil alien slimeball is taught a lesson.  Beware of the Cyborg!

Been working on something new for next week.  Hopefully we'll be able to roll it out next Thursday with the update.  Details not yet ready to publish, but I'm pretty sure that you're gonna like it.

Mike da Mutant

11-11-10

Update is up...

Notes tomorrow.

Mike da Mutant

11-05-10

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!

I HATE being late with an update.  General Marsdek better have a pretty good excuse for this or I’ll take the day’s delay outta his ass!  Maybe he had some trouble assembling his “crack team of Abduction experts” or sumthin.  But I see that they’ve finally gathered and are applying their keen collective intellects to the problem.  God help us.  It’s all in this week’s “The Curious Abduction of Tony Steel” update.

Then there’s a new chapter of “IMMORAL KOMBAT” with more insect issues and a that little green eyed monster is back in “Dionise, CA!"  Frankenstein’s Monster meets the pussy-mouthed aliens in this week’s Night Terrors comic called “ALIEN PROBE!”  Sounds like a marriage made in… well... probably not... but a GOOD MATCH! 

TENTACLE ALERT! 

Bet you didn’t even know about the autopsy fiasco at Roswell did ya?  HA!  I knew it!  A MonsterBabe Central exclusive expose’!  Yep “The Roswell Sexpediant” reveals what the government has been covering up for so long.  Two women – TENTACLES - Icky stuff!  It’s all there if you think you can HANDLE THE TRUTH! 

And for a haunting tale of great big boobies, marauding psycho apparitions and free-floating ecto-penises you have to check out ”HAINT” from Slid!  The “W.A.B.A.C. Machine” serves up the second half of the “Sistrix Saga” for desert and life is GOOD!

Now back to that Abduction…
Mike da Mutant

10-28-10

IT'S UNDER CONTROL?

It's gonna be okay.  General Marsdek has arrived to take charge of the unfolding "Curious Abduction of Tony Steel" debacle.  Dunno what he can do about it but he exudes confidence, and since I'm all tied up at this damn sensitivity training thing (Who'd have thought that Zombies have feelings?) I guess he'll have to handle it.  Captain Steel is gonna have to dig deep to find the will to resist this little invader.  She's REALLY got him by the balls!  And uh... sorry freebie guys - I had to do some blurry-assed censoring for the free preview.  Lil' kids can get their education elsewhere.  Members - rest assured that the member clips ARE NOT censored!

THE RIGHT WAY!

Abductions are 'sposed to be kinda chauvinistic right?  I mean... normally it's a gal that gets snatched.  So for a little breath of sanity check out Darkwing Design's "ABDUCTION" comic - it's a little more of what we're used to.  Then strap in - it's time for the "ALIEN WINTER" update from James Lemay! Katarina's flashback ends gruesomely and reality is not much better.  Olga has her setup to look like a wacko while she lets her little alien lovers run amuck and plots to get rid of Kat once and for all!

MILF ANYONE?

Hope so!  'Cause we've got a brand new "Housewives in Space" chapter!  Evil Dr. Ericsonn has been terrorizing the girls of the Neptune One and this week he's branching out.  When an unsuspecting (and STACKED) alien lands for a visit he intercepts her and with a lusty punch in the jaw he blows their only chance to get home!  BASTARD!  Then of course there's his signature "interrogation"... 

REALLY BUGGIN' ME:

"IMMORAL KOMBAT" starts off with the slasher duel of the knocker mommas, but at the end we catch a glimpse of what's next.  And it's HORRIFIC!  Like giant spider gets cute lil' bimbo horrific!  So, yeah... that's buggin me.  But maybe next week there will be a giant can of RAID?  Or she's doomed... yeah, probably doomed.  And Cameron Connell has been beaten and raped and has suffered all kinds of humiliation at the hands of the Amazons and their queen.  Now she's chained and whipped and - is she really gonna offer sex to her torturer?  EE-GADS!  Well... it's gonna be a while till we find out as Briaeros switches gears for a little while and we start a new series next time.  But fret not - we won't leave her hanging there in the "LOST LANDS" forever!  Finally the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" takes to the "SISTRIX SAGA" and if you ever thought that space gals would be a little less ruthless than guys - this'll straighten you out!  That Issali broad is BAD NEWS and a stone-cold KILLER!

SWEET!  The good stuff keeps on comin'!

Mike da Mutant

Oh - reminder - the 1/2 PRICE MOVIE SALE ENDS on NOVEMBER 1st!

10-21-10

HOLY SHIT!

A line has been crossed that's never been approached before.  The friggin' aliens have taken Captain Tony Steel of Spacebabe Command for purposes unknown.  This marks the end of a long observed gentleman's agreement that has kept both us and the aliens in relative peace as long as we only snatched each others babes.  That has ended now and the repercussions will reach far into the future of alien/human relations.  Now we're gonna kill those little fuckers...

SEXIST PIG

That's what they'll say about me, but dammit... I'm Mike da Mutant and I AM a sexist pig!  THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!  I've reactivated General J.J. Marsdek (retired) for the duration of this emergency and he'll have an official announcement from Spacebabe Command soon.  Meanwhile, might as well watch the live feed and draw your own conclusions.  More on this next week.  LOTS more.

But don't be overly concerned.  Captain Steel is a highly trained veteran of many a Spacebabe tryst and will no doubt acquit himself well.  And there's so much more to do besides worry.  Like...

"IMMORAL KOMBAT" for one.  Hell keeps one of the fighters and the other two are paving the way to it with their evil intentions.  And cutting each other's clothing off.  I like that part!  Then there's a...

PLETHORA OF COMICS!

Oh man!  Check out the great new chapters of "The Berserker," "Omega Fighters," and "Dark Sky Above Us!"  Three great comic series just got better!  Then this week's short story "Extinction" will send a shiver down your spine (vertebrates only) and this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" feature is "BOOBYRELLA!"

I like the sound of that... BOOB- BA-Rel... well I'm just sayin'.

We're gathering our response team after being caught completely off-guard by this new alien menace..  Next week.  Next week we'll address this calamitous abduction event in excruciating detail.  Till then stay frosty and check out the knockers on that alien!

Mike da Mutant

10-15-10

FUBAR!!!

Okay.  I screwed up.  Again.  Yesterday's update had two problems.  Anyone who chose "The Gauntlet" found that their links took 'em to "Seduction of Frankenstein."  Duhh.  And THEN I didn't have the preview files for "The Gauntlet" enabled.  Double Duhh!

Thanks for the timely tip-off Mat!  And sorry for the confusion fellas.  It's all fixed now.

Mike da Mutant

10-14-10

SHOT TO HELL!

Firestorm that is.  She's lost her contest (and her life) and now she's being whipped by Hell's demon!  Tough breaks when ya lose in "IMMORAL KOMBAT!"  But Flashblade and Denz are just beginning their battle - we'll see who ends up as Hell's next customer!

OH NO!  It's... over?

It's the FINAL chapter of James Lemay's "Brothel of Blood!"  And it ends... bloody!  But fear not - Alien Winter continues and he's making noises about a brand new series to replace B of B in the near future!  We'll be watchin.  OOOoooo... I LOVE the "STAR WOES" stuff!  And this week there's "N'EBI" which is, as you might expect, a STAR WOES parody of AVATAR!  And those evil Earth people are even nastier in our version!

In the mood for a quicky?

How 'bout TWO?  First there's "The Devil's Wishing Well" where dreams come true and wishes are answered - as NIGHTMARES!  One of those cautionary tales about being careful what ya wish for!  Then "New Generation" is a dark, scary tale of a lone human woman left at the mercy of a being from a dying race.  His goal - PROCREATION!  And he's got a pretty good idea of how to make it happen.

And then... THREE MORE Pay Per Views released!  And for the VERY LAST TIME ya get to pick one for this week's movie update!  "The Seduction of Frankenstein," "The GAUNTLET," and "The Monster in the Closet" join the PPV lineup and you can have one!  Woulda been two more if my friggin' HD hadn't crashed and ate 'em.  Oh well... had to end sometime.  But man-o-man are you gonna dig the new ABDUCTION movie that starts next week!  Keep an eye peeled.

Mike da Mutant

10-07-10

WOW.  I'M ALMOST USEFUL! 

I'm sooooo tired of get'n bitch-slapped by people looking for new PPVs!  I don't blame 'em - I'm just workin' as hard as I can (and still falling behind).  But after last week's victory (when I got 5 done) I kept on pluggin' and this week I got 5 MORE DONE!  That was unplanned, so the upshot is that ONCE AGAIN you guys get to pick yer own flic!  I'm on a roll and I don't know how much longer (if at all) I can keep crankin' 'em out.  But while it lasts - GO 4 IT!!!  There's a brand new ABDUCTION flic just waiting to go online and I will NOT delay it much longer.  It's too friggin cool!  Get 'em while ya can!

FURTHERMORE:

We ain't slackin' at all!  This week the "BLUE MAN" shows ya what woulda happened if the HULK was a porn star!  Talk about a gal taking on more than she can chew...!  EXCELLENT short story!  Then "IMMORAL KOMBAT" echoes with the screams of the dead and the dying as Firestorm GOES TO HELL, DENZ titty smothers her opponent, and Flashblade SKEWERS hers!

And then Basta serves up a fresh issue of "Night Terrors" and this time it's girls night out.  Even vampires, ghouls, and alien weirdos PARTY DOWN occasionally!  Next up: SLID!  "Housewives in SPACE" is up with Castaways #3 and these gals aren't safe anywhere!  Oh... you're gonna LOVE this week's W.A.B.A.C. machine comic!  It's "Curious" from IGOR and this time it's the EARTH GIRL that's the aggressor!

Finally, The "ALIEN HUNTRESS" is back and she's get'n the treatment like NOBODY has EVER given her before!  She's completely helpless as the king of evil takes her again and again!  There's just a couple more issues to go on this story - don't miss it!

So there ya have it!  Another terrific week of scary perversion in multiple flavors!  CHOW DOWN!

Mike da Mutant.

09-30-10

BIG NEWS!

YOU get to pick yer flic!  Sounds dirty don't it?  Well, it is!  I FINALLY got FIVE NEW MOVIES re-mastered for the PPV section.  And YOU get to pick one this week for FREE!  Even the freebie guys get a rare treat with the previews alone being over 20 minutes of video!  It's like I done did a bad thing that I forgot about, but I'm still gonna try to make up for it!  Weird.  I don't remember screwin' anything up (but I surely did)... and you guys deserve the best anyway so here's my humble attempt to make ya feel appreciated!  Check out ALL the previews and then CHOOSE WISELY!

AND THAT AIN'T ALL!

Lotsa new content up this week!  Let's start with "ALIEN Winter" from James Lemay.  This episode takes us back in time to discover the origins of Katarina's bionic arm.  And it ain't gonna be a happy tale.  But if all was sunshine and light we'd be "SMILEYFACECENTRAL" wouldn't we?  And who the hell wants THAT?!  YUCK!

Meanwhile, "IMMORAL KOMBAT" has three different contests goin' all at once, and if you can keep 'em straight you'll love the action.  And the BABES!  Ogle those "triple F" knockers on DENZ!  DAMN!!!  Cameron Connell is back in a new chapter of "LOST LANDS" this week.  She's met her match in the Amazon Queen and this week she's just the Queen's quivering sex toy!  Oh how the mighty have fallen!  The DEEP SPACERS take the plunge in this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" update and OH MY GAWD! - there's been an "ABDUCTION!"  Yep.  Those pesky aliens have snagged another gorgeous Spacebabe and now her boring days of sentry duty are starting to look good to her again!  But ain't that just the way it goes?  Bored, bored, bored, AAAAHHHH! - scared shitless!  Kinda like bein' married...

IT'S ABOUT TIME!

Man!  Been a long time between "Fables of Fright!"  But this week we gotta new one!  Row, Row, Row yer Boat (go ahead, sing along) will NEVER sound the same after you see this one!  It's scary and dark and yes, the babes bite the big one.  But hey!  Please understand that NO TENTACLED BEASTS were harmed in any way in the making of this comic! (Just to keep them whiny PETA weenies off my back.)

Yeah.  Long winded "What's New" this week.  And it's about to get longer.  Here's the poop on those movies that ya get to choose from this week.

Spook Hunters - A team of paranormal investigators examines a building said to contain a homicidal apparition.  But this investigation leads to insights that will shock even the most ardent disbeliever!

Channeling Evil - Madam Solee's seen it all - she thought. But when Jennifer Clayton showed up at her home to seek help in contacting her dead brother...  Well, it was uncharted territory for the experienced medium.  It was what she didn't know about Jennifer and her brother Jesse that will make her realize too late that she's been Channeling EVIL!

Bad Dreams - Usually a dream is just that - a nonsensical byproduct of your brain doing a little sleepy time house cleaning.  Nightmares?  Same thing.  Usually...

Ash Gordon - A beautiful woman named Keyla tears across space, pursued by a curiously antique warship that is bent upon her destruction!  Her mission: Find planet Earth and - if any exist - find the living descendents of the Earth man known as FLASH GORDON.  Even as her spaceship is destroyed she manages to escape to the planet's surface.  But she has not evaded her determined pursuers - and now the hunt begins again!  Emperor Twing's army of indestructible robots soon have brave Keyla cornered.  And then...

Possessions of the DEAD - Three gals have to work on a Saturday to prepare for an estate sale.  But the dearly departed was a perverted monster and now his spirit is attached to those things that once brought him pleasure.  He possesses one gal and uses her body to violate the rest!

So there ya have it!  I'm gonna TRY to get some more PPV flics up next week. (We'll see how it goes.)  I actually have more TO DO then we have DONE! Damn... need an assistant.  With tits.  BIG TITS...

Mike da Mutant

09-23-10

ALL MEAT - NO FILLER!

One GLORIOUS side effect of combing SBC and HBC into MonsterBabe Central has been the comics.  Even with more content up on the site we're in a position to offer nothin' but TOP QUALITY comics these days.  And the new guys that have been contacting us to do work are AMAZING!  I have a rough time curtailing my propensity to expound (if ya know what I mean).  And I can't shut up about it neither!  Just check it out...

NEW & EXCITING!

This week we're starting a new series - "OMEGA FIGHTERS."  Friggin' awesome artwork wrapped into a cool futuristic story about bio-enhanced babes from the future and their efforts to dominate each other.  This one is lush and colorful and has terrific action - and though you can't see 'em yet (sorry) the succeeding issues get BETTER!  No shit.  This is really COOL!  Not to be outdone, Predator has just churned out the best issue of "The BERSERKER" yet!  She's NEVER been in THIS kinda trouble before, and the tentacle nasty that grabbed her has plans for her.  Baaaaad plans!

Max Zero slips in a bizarre tale of ancient evil in disguise.  "Sir Reginald" should have headed back to Europe, but he chose to stay in the Holy Land and dally with the devil's whores.  Too bad.  Too late to change.  Too good to miss.  And "Ms. Anderson" I presume?  Yep.  She's got a system for stay'n hot and keeping herself entertained.  It requires that some young hotties die.  But hey - no plan is perfect!  In "The W.A.B.A.C Machine" this week we're serving up part 2 of "Deep Spacers."  Apparently when you come out of suspended animation you wake up horny.  REAL horny!

NEW WARRIORS!

Yes indeed!  "Immoral Kombat" has three engagements running at once this week.  Quickblade toys with her opponent while Firestorm is tormented by hers.  And in the last couple of pages you'll meet Dancer Denz who begins her match without weapons!  And you'll remember Denz for a long long time.  Trust me.

FINAL CALL:

The conclusion of "Recycle or DIE!" is up!  And lets just say that garbage man won't soon be waggin' his banana in anybody's face again!  Planet be damned - KILL THE GARBAGE MAN!

EXCELLENT line-up!  It's a secret (pssst..don't tell anybody) but... NEXT WEEK all the PPV flics go on sale for 1/2 price again.  All through the month of October non-members can snag 'em for the usual price that members pay while members get 1/2 off of that!  Just our way of stirrin' the soup and say'n thanks guys.  But it's a secret so don't tell a soul!

Till next week!
Mike da Mutant.

09-16-10

Funny Stuff.

"STAR WOES" features "FUCKARAMA" this week.  If ya liked the Futurama series yer gonna LOVE this!  And if ya didn't then what the hell's wrong with yo... I mean... you'll still like it!

But Seriously...

Yep - it can't all be light and giggly.  Here's the dark side my friends.  First off it's James Lemay with "Brothel of Blood."  This week Scarlett goes exploring deep within the brothel.  But the secret that she discovers will blast her soul! (Quiver of fear goes down my spine.) Then "Ecstasy of One Bite" features a gal with a secret - a DEADLY secret and her suitor should have seen the signs! (Quiver turns to shiver.) And the W.A.B.A.C Machine has the first of the "DEEP SEED" series up.  This week we meet the girls - next time we'll make OTHER friends!

But realistically speaking...

...there's a new babe in town!  Quickblade takes on a demonic challenger in "IMMORAL KOMBAT" and fells... she's a DOLL!  But her looks won't save her any more than they're saving Firestorm this week!  She's about to take a quick trip to HELL - just as soon as Scorpia tires of torturing her!  But that could take a while...  And Planet Earth's trash representative finishes off one babe and turns to the other for some extra fun in the "RECYCLE or DIE!" video series.  She taunts him and starts plucking him while he's fucking her!  You go girl!

"Dead Sky Above Us" - Slid rolls out chapter three and a daring escape is in the works.  But the cost... THE COST!!!! (Melodrama... I can do that!)

There's always a cost...
Mike da Mutant

09-09-10

Revenge – so SWEET!

Scorpia’s back from HELL… and boy, is she PISSED!  The Punisher has a way of motivating these fighters and really get ‘em fired up!  Firestorm's blown away by a tsunami of RAGE and appears to be helpless before her enemy!  A trip to HELL seems inevitable – AFTER some naked humiliation!  Guess that’s why we call it “IMMORAL KOMBAT.”

The “Alien Huntress” is taken before the king of evil and learns about his plans for universal domination.  But she’s drugged and unarmed and about to meet his oversized “persuader!”  Worse still – the Farmer's on the way to begin an all-out WAR! 

IT’S LOOSE!

Yep, it’s the final episode of “Gray GOO” and the nano’s are triumphant!  So now I guess we’re all gonna die as they spread everywhere and reproduce.  Tsk, tsk.  Sorry ‘bout that.  But we’ll probably have time for a few more updates before our time is up, so go ahead and check out this week’s “Recycle or DIE!” update for a lesson in ecological sensitivity.  Or you could just enjoy watchin’ the trash monster bang the hell out of ‘lil Ms. Snooty!  Either way, lotsa video up this week – enjoy!

Just married – his life is over!

Literally!  The bride’s a fox, but her cannibal parents just haven’t raised her right.  And now one unlucky stud has married her and knocked her up – thus serving his purpose.  With no other use for him now… it’s monster SNACK TIME (>CRUNCH<) in the "Night Terror" realm.  Who’d a thunk that the “Little Green Monster” was real?  I always thought that just meant jealousy.  But it seems that it really CAUSES jealousy.  And it’s tearing the lovely burb of “Dionise, CA” apart as all the cheatin’ lovers get there just deserts!  Sex and Mayhem (it IS California ya know).  Finally, this week’s “W.A.B.A.C. Machine” update is “ARMADA X” from back at the beginning of time and it’s still a good read.  It’s all about a girl that I used to know…

Them was the days!
Mike da Mutant

09-02-10

Let's be clear.

If you judge a website based on one week's update then yer really not being very fair.  I mean there's always gonna be good weeks and better weeks - it's the nature of the beast.  BUT if that's the kinda shallow thinker that you are - DO IT THIS WEEK!

Why?

'Cause this is an OUTSTANDING UPDATE!  Sheeee--it... Just look at that lineup!  Its a content Tour-de-force!  Starts off with "Gray Goo" - chicks' a lickin' under the evil influence of nasty nano-bots while the deranged scientist cheers them on (Video no less!) and "Recycle or DIE" - more video with a self-absorbed booby-babe get'n the work-over from a TRASH monster for endangering planet Earth!  Hell, that's just the VIDEOS!

Then James Lemay rolls out the next chapter of "Alien Winter" which in my humble opinion is his best work to date!  And that's say'n a lot.  Katrina barely escapes a mutant alien tentacle assassination attempt at the bottom of the world - but she's not safe yet - Evil Olga is gonna give it another try!  On top of that Briaeros sends in the next "Lost Lands" chapter with Cameron bound and tied and completely unable to resist the evil Amazon queen's lesbian advances!  (Gotta try that myself!).

And it ain't over yet!

Check out "IMMORAL KOMBAT" if only to see THE PUNISHER work over SCORPIA deep down in the depths of HELL!  He promised her a real hot time and baby - she's get'n it!  How about an ABDUCTION?  Yeah... we'll do that.  It'll be part two of the redneck diplomacy chapter.  Yeah.  And we'll have another stacked alien attempt to rescue the first one... and then we'll let the rednecks get the better of 'em!  That's want we'll do... er did in this weeks "ABDUCTION" update!  And to round out the perfect update we're gonna have to have a really good "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" retro-comic.  Let's see... Hmm... GOT IT!  We're gonna go with "INCUMMING" from a few years ago.  Nasty (and horny) alien critter takes a shot at a gorgeous spacebabe, only to suffer the ultimate sanction after the dirty deed is done.  Yep.  That'll cap it off!

So there ya have it!

And it's an amazing update chock-full of quality thrills and giggles.  Good job team!  You guys enjoy the three day weekend ('least here in da USA) and we'll see ya all next week.

NOTE: Exciting shoot scheduled for next Tuesday - two new hotties - new models - letcha know how it went next week!

Never a dull moment.
Mike da Mutant

08-27-10

Did it!

Check out the clips from "Recycle or DIE!" and tell me if you'd like to be the trash monster!  And the Archives are up!  Man... take your time lookin' through 'em - there's a LOT of excellent work in there.  James Lemay's second collection has got so many favorites from the pouty lip/puffy nipple master that you GOTTA have it!  Then Slid's entire "Jane Deerborn" series and (my favorite) "Vampire City" is FINALLY available, and if you don't at least check it out then you, sir, are worse than a pin-hole in a rubber!  Oh... we very quietly snuck in a couple new archives last week too - "Wrecking Crew" and "SpaceLab51/K.A.T.E." for you 3D poser lovers!

Go get 'em fellas!

Mike da Mutant

08-26-10

Video power play?

Could be.  "Gray Goo" continues Goo-Betty's work of spreading the Goo - and Dr Grey sure doesn't seem to mind.  But man cannot live on Goo alone, so TOMORROW I'm gonna kick off the next flic "Recycle or DIE!"  Yep we've been screwin' the planet for so long that it's starting to return the favor... real personal like, ya dig?  When a repeat offender is sentenced to community service after her 8th littering conviction she's not at all prepared.  She's over dressed, under enthused, and about to try to cheat when she should be toe'n the line.  But events are about to teach this gal a really big, really SMELLY lesson!  Tomorrow..

Death be not proud (or permanent)

Scorpia bites the big one under Firestorm's unrelenting assault!  Yep... she's a deader.  But unfortunately (for her) death isn't the end of the "IMMORAL KOMBAT" - no sir.  There's a STIFF penalty to pay for losing in this contest - a quick trip to HELL where the PUNISHER awaits!  Then... she'll be back for REVENGE!  Then there are two bitchin' short stories up this week.  "Inherited Haunting" from Slid about a babe that gets the estate of some distant relative and discovers that the estate comes with ghostly perverted baggage, and "Station 385" which could have been called the "Earthmen or horny idiots and it's easy to screw 'em and suck out their life-force testosterone trap."  But we'll just call it Station 385.  Much easier to say in one breath.

Don't mess with a killer!

"The BERSERKER" is back!  And if you haven't figured it out yet - she's not one to be fucked with!  You make a deal with this gal, you better plan on keeping it.  Just ask the two low-lifes that tried to rip her off today - oh sorry.  You can't - they're DEAD!  But they both got a helluva blowjob before the ice pick slipped into their ear!  Hope it was worth it...  Then the W.A.B.A.C. machine summons "Kayla's Run" from somewhere deep in the past to entertain you in the present.  Poor sex-slaves... they never get the recognition that they so richly deserve.  But hey - at least they get a lotta action!

Tommorow

"Recycle or DIE" will be posted and we're rolling out a BUNCH of brand-new ARCHIVES for your amazement. TOP-SHELF stuff for all you new guys who weren't members when this great content rolled through the member area. So for a mere pittance you can catch up on some of the best comic content from HorrorbabeCentral and SpacebabeCentral and (as always) members get a hefty discount!

Till tomorrow,
Mike da Mutant

08-19-10

GOO Betty GOO!

And so she does.  When Dr. Grey walks right back into the lab and discovers an outbreak she should have turned and bolted.  But nooooooo.  Now she's the cherry on top of a GOO sundae and Betty's got the spoon!  The other Dr. - Dr. Gray seems quite content to just set back and watch Betty do her thing... for now.  But you can bet that before it's over he'll want to spew some "Gray Goo," too!  Then there's three delicious short stories up this week.  First one is "Devils Lust" - the Devil's on prowl and horror sex is his calling card!  Beware sinner - he's lookin' at YOU!  Then "Dead Sky Above Us" is up with chapter two of Slid's mini-series about the great unknown, and "DEAD FREAKS" demonstrates why graveyard sex is such a BAD idea! 

After all, who wants to share?

"IMMORAL KOMBAT" spins into it's second week and the magic wand ain't cuttin' it against the cosmo-zapper!  But it's the skill of the magician, not the wand that makes the difference, right?  So don't place yer bets just yet!  Then James Lemay serves up a fresh chapter of "Brothel of Blood" and the action gets HEAVY!  Wrappin' it up is the W.A.B.A.C. machine's presentation of "Cary Cosmic" - and this girl has APPETITES!

Bona appetite!

Mike da Mutant

08-12-10

IMMORAL KOMBAT - THE NEXT CHALLENGE BEGINS!

Yep, there's a whole new batch of "Immoral Kombat" heading your way, starting with this weeks double-sized introduction! Horrorbabe guys know what's up but it'll be a surprise to the Spacebabe vets. Now they can see what they were missing! Lotsa great looking babes lined up for this one - stay frosty. VIDEO: Dr. Grey comes back to find that Dr. Gray has gone gooey all over Betty! And now Betty wants to REPLICATE with Dr. Grey and spread the "GRAY GOO"! The alarm's been sounded but it's far too late. We're all DOOMED! And don't ya just love Betty's oral fixation?

The comic mother load!

"Dionise CA" is back in the comic lineup with a bathroom quickie that gets rough and causes a gal to see DEMONS! (I'm told that this is common in California). That ever-popular killer with the tits is back as the "Alien Huntress" gets a little too confident and gets herself nabbed. But she'll soon screw her way out of this mess - as always, right? I'm pretty sure. Then there's a new "Night Terrors" about the perfect gal - she can become TWO perfect gals for kinky sex at will!

Just DON'T EVER piss her off.

And just brought back from oblivion is "Dream Story". The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" came up with a dark one this time! Then we introduce ya to the next big thing: "The Galactic Hunter"! Actually, we'll spend most of the time on the creepy alien that abducts the Earth girls (and what he does to 'em!) but you'll get the idea - she's a KILLER!

Couple new ARCHIVES will be available tomorrow. Then next week a couple more!

Mike da Mutant

08-05-10

Interesting... death by GOO! 

Betty has worked so hard on Dr. Gray's "problem" and this week she gets her reward!  I hope it's everything that she expected.  But the other researcher (yeah - she with the tits) is on the way back to the lab now.  This should be real... real interesting!  Just another day in the life of those infected with the "GRAY GOO!" 

I can't believe that it's been a month since we kicked open the doors.  But it's gotta be 'cause this week James Lemay is back with chapter two of "Alien Winter!"  And this time the alien menace visits our heroine in the shower.  TENTACLE TIME!  Then an unfortunate alien lands her shapely ass deep inside hillbilly territory and gets a real "down home" welcome from the local Billy Bob's in Darkworld's "Abduction."

Baseball bat diplomacy at it's finest!

Cameron has been captured by the evil Amazons and now the immortal queen thinks Cammy would make a fine oral sex slave.  Naturally there's some disagreement, but the queen forces the issue and it's off to the lesbo chamber of doom!  But doom is her stock in trade and Cameron has always triumphed magnificently in "Lost Lands."  Hope I didn't jinx her!

There's a haunting short story of a shapely ghost in "Blonde in the Taxi" and Slid's back with a fresh issue of "Vampire MILF!"  This time the awesomely evil Ligea seeks out ancient knowledge, but learns that there's a HUGE price - even for a vampire!  Finally, a touching tail of love on the run as "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" tosses up Tish's 2002 comic "Mike the Mutant"...

Hmmm... it's GOTTA be good!
Mike da Mutant

07-29-10

LAST CALL!

I said I’d keep the links to Spacebabe Central and Horrorbabe Central open for two weeks after we smushed ‘em together to create Monsterbabe Central.  It’s been a month. But just outta paranoia I’m gonna keep ‘em up for ONE LAST WEEK!  If there’s anything you gotta have from the old sites – and you had a membership to one (or both) - this is your last chance.  Here are the links again:

OLD SpacebabeCentral 
OLD HorrorbabeCentral 

The databases that control access to the old member areas have already started to purge so if you have any trouble logging in with your old user/pass let us know on the help desk and we’ll fix something up for ya.  This is strictly a member-only offer.

Now on to the good stuff!

Evil faces off against evil as a werewolf demands the affections of a dazzling witch after he’s served as her assassin.  But deals mean nothing to the damned so there’s a deadly double... uh… triple cross ending!  You’ll find “The Wolf and the Witch” in the short story section.  Be prepared - the next short story is pretty grim.  “The Butcher” has snagged his latest victim and after a little “play time” it’s a rush to ring the dinner bell!  Well... she does look yummy!

The final short story this week is “Training Day.”  Friggin’ alien space cadets get the inside scoop on why they REALLY keep taking our Earth gals!  And now the next generation of off-planet ne'er-do-wells has the acquired a taste for human nookie!  THIS MUST BE STOPPED!  I’m workin’ on it.  Then the awesome “BERSERKER” is cornered by the techno-cops, but she’s not intimidated.  Using all her artificially bred enhancements she manages to turn the cuffs on the cops and get back on her mission! 

Strap in.  This week’s “Gray Goo” update is all action!  It kinda looks like Betty has decided that the only way out is to suck the evil out of Dr. Gray.  Seems kinda sketchy to me - but I don’t mind if she tries.  He seems to be pretty okay with it, too.  GO BETTY!  And I’ve cobbled together a weird collection of out-takes and old clips and just plain strange stuff that we’ve done to flesh out the final “Invasion Report” clip.  Goofy seems to be the order of the day, but it’s a lotta fun and who knows, ya might just learn sumthin!  Then the final chapter of “Deep Seed” is up in the W.A.B.A.C. Machine.  The whole story is complete and next week we’ll see what Mr. Peabody recommends as a replacement. 

Till then, I remain
Mike da Mutant

07-22-10

Hey!  Things are chuggin' along!  Hello all you new guys!  Welcome to the club.  Hope yer findin' yer way around okay.  We're still tinkering with the site's layout - try'n to simplify access to the free samples and other ‘lil tweaks, but so far - so good! 

The conclusion of "The Invasion Report"

...is up this week!  You might come away from it thinkin' that we still have a technological/supernatural rift in the newly joined organization.  Nahhh...  It'll blow over.  They'll learn to get along.  One way or the other.  But I guess we'll have to crack a few heads (assuming that they've got heads).  Busty (but brainless) Betty is get'n the pounding of her career this week from a nanobot controlled researcher named Dr. Gray.  That's really saying a lot considering Betty's many... uh..services... yeah, personal services that she's provided at the old SBC headquarters during her tenure.  Hang in there Betty and watch out for the "Gray GOO!" 

Vampire lovers beware! 

Don't trust 'em!  Check out "Night with a Vampire" Pt2 in the short story section and pay close attention to her hands on the last page!  Yeah.  Sumthin's up!  And holy double-whammy, Bat Man!  There's another Vampire story this week!  And this one is the first issue of "The Brothel of Blood" from James Lemay!  It's his newest series (maybe his best!) and it's the saga of an "innocent" prostitute seeking shelter from life's perils in a Brothel.  She thinks she's safer there than out on the streets.  And she's soooooo wrong!  EXCELLENT!  Then Slid kicks off a four-part mini series with the first chapter of "Dead Sky."  Now I'm not try'n to cover for the murderous aliens responsible for this outrage - all I'm saying is that if you're gonna die horribly at the hands of an alien race - THIS is not a bad way to do it!  It's all relative, but you’ll see what I mean.  Slid's just get'n the story started!  It's in the short story area - ya gotta check it out!

Total Recall?

Nope.  They wasted waaay too much time on Arnold in that flick.  Luckily, we're here to set things right and present it the way it SHOULD have been done!  Just a little Arnold hero setup then >BAM< spend our time on the chick with three boobs!  NOW we're talkin' about some interesting science fiction!  Why can't Hollywood get it right?  A.B. Lust created "Total Bullshit" to set the “Recall” record straight - and that it will!  Rounding out another week is the W.A.B.A.C. Machine's "Deep Seed" - part 3 is up this week.  This poor gal shares the ass-hugger experience with another, but she's still gonna be somebody's bitch!  Once they HAVE her – they can’t give her back!  One more chance to get free - next week!

So enjoy the update fellas.  We're still working to make 'em grand.  And I'll get right back to keeping the peace around here just as soon as SOMEBODY GETS THIS FRIGGIN VAMPIRE OUT OF MY REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

ARGGGHHH!!!
Mike da Mutant

07-18-10

ARGHHHHhhh!!!!!  Busted ass all weekend.  STILL didn't get the Newscast up till just after midnight (Monday morning).  Lotta work... Sorry for the tardiness.  Bit off more than I could chew again I guess.  But IT'S UP!  And Part Two will roll out with this Thursday's regular update so see ya then!

Mike da Mutant

07-16-10

“I get more ass than an Afghani goat-herder with a case of Viagra”

So says the Vampire!  Things have been kinda up in the air for the last few weeks as you might imagine after the “merge.”  Fuckin’ Ghouls keep breaking into the soda machines, the aliens are running scared from the zombies (apparently they’re tasty!) and even the swamp monsters are get’n into fights with the cyborgs!  ARRRGGHH!!!!

So… I’m grasping at straws here, but I’m outta ideas.  In desperation, I’m bringing back “The Invasion Report” – hoping that if we report on the problem it’ll go away.  Seen it work all the time on TV.  “Government Broke – BANKRUPT!” screams the news – then – nothing.  It’s no longer news I guess ‘cause there’s nothing else ever said or done about it.  So apparently if ya talk about it a little – it’ll no longer be a problem and… I guess it fixes itself?  Anyway... Gonna give it a try.  So check back in sometime Sunday when Monsterbabe Central’s ALL-NEW INVASION REPORT will post!  SBC veterans – you know that this is the UBER-GOOD stuff.  HBC guys and all you newbies – standby for something TOTALLY different!  The INVASION REPORT - it’s soooo much fun to watch!  Sunday…

Now let’s talk update.

First off, you gotta check out the movie.  Dr. Gray is nano-controlled and Betty is about to get the ride of her life!  Now - as you know, Betty is kinda the “good time had by all” here at Spaceba.. MONSTERBABE Command so we’d hate to see anything bad happen to her.  Mostly.  At least no permanent damage.  Anyway, she’s get’n the high-hard one from an experiment gone way, waaay bad and Doc Gray hasn’t even gotten to the “GRAY GOO” yet!  Developing story – check back next week.

Then a buxom maid finds an unwelcome guest has arrived to claim his fleshy prize.  But is “The Visitor” REALLY unwelcome with his endless all-night sex cravings?  Methinks not!  And Predator whips a new chapter of “Alien Huntress” on us that is great to look at, advances the story about the hunt, features several different horny aliens, and has one of the longest blowjob scenes ever to fit in 5 pages!  Folks… we’re talkin’ QUALITY entertainment here!  Okay – ya get past that one and we’ll get ya with the next.  Edgar Rocha’s fresh chapter of ”After School Special” (I just call it ASS) wraps up the “HELP! I’m get’n screwed by museum statues come to life” story.  But there may still be consequences.  Hope so. 

Basta trots out a new “Night Terrors” comic about a gal that gets a magic camera (or was it a magic camera that gets the girl?).  Either way it's tits and ass and scary lollipops so don’t overlook it!  And the W.A.B.A.C. machine still functions!  TWO weeks in a row!  This week it comes up with part 2 of Wasabi’s ‘lil ass-hugger saga.  Last week she got ass-hugged, this week she seeks help for her “condition.”  But the doctor and staff are distracted by her instant-enlargement tits, and I don’t think that they’re really helping her much.  Can’t blame ‘em!

FULL SPEED AHEAD!  DAMN THE..uh..VAMPIRES? 

Mike da Mutant

07-09-10

Memberships notes

Hmmm... ya know, I coulda made one thing clearer.  So I'll try right here.  If you were a member of Spacebabecentral or Horrorbabecentral your membership has just rolled over to Monsterbabecentral.  You don't have to do ANYTHING - your old user name and password will work on the new site and the billing stuff remains the same.  So as long as you agree that the new site's worth hanging around for - you're set! 

If you were a member of BOTH SBC and HBC then all you have to do is cancel one or the other membership (doesn't matter which one) and the other will allow you access here.  YOUR BILLING PRICE REMAINS THE SAME ($20) for as long as you remain a member.  Starting next week - new joins will cost $25 but the price increase DOES NOT EFFECT ANY CURRENT MEMBERS.
Anybody that's a member before the price increase will maintain the old price for future re-billing.  If ya quit and join again later... THEN you'll pay the new price.

LAYOUT

Get'n a few confused folks on the helpdesk.  Those of you familiar with SHC expect a weekly "Member Area."  You won't find it here.  All the content pages with the samples and the links to the member's content are available from the HOME page by clicking on the buttons found there.  First time you click on the MEMBER CONTENT links you will be asked for your user name and password.  Once you have given it you will be considered "logged in" and will not be asked for it again during that session.  So even though the page looks the same (it is) you can ONLY get to the content AFTER you log in.

In other words this website is COMPLETELY WYSIWYG (What ya see is what ya get).  It's that way on purpose, and once you switch off the SHC "member area" mindset it's quite logical and easy to understand.  Everybody sees the same pages and free samples - but only members can get the content links to work!

Thanks to everyone for the support and the terrific response to the big merger.  So far it's going better than I ever expected and I've got you guys to thank for it.  So... THANKS!

Mike da Mutant

07-08-10

Well it coulda gone a lot worse!

I'll probably screw something BIG up this week to make up for it but... THE SWITCH OVER WENT GREAT!  I messed up a few links and quickly corrected them (thanks for the tips guys!), a couple fellas got all tweaked 'cause they couldn't get to all the old stuff (They could - ya GOTTA READ the What's New!) but that wasn't my fault (as much) so all-in-all it went AMAZINGLY well! 

So what's new this week?

More roll out's that's what!  James Lemay starts a new comic series this week.  James is pretty much doing work for us exclusively besides some commission work from time to time, and he's doing TWO new series for us now.  This week we start "ALIEN WINTER" which I think is his absolute best!  He doesn't.  He thinks that the next new series (to start in two weeks) "Brothel of Blood" is his best work.  He could be right, but then so what?  I don't need no stinkin' facts when I've already got an opinion!  Regardless, "Alien Winter" is SUPERB!  Big cast of characters and a masterfully sewn story with great suspense, peril, and tons of ACTION!  If you don't like it then you sir - are a CAD!

And...?

And the promised W.A.B.A.C. section is open for your perusal. (Tip 'o the hat to Mr. Peabody and his boy Simon.)  Okay, you can call it the WAYBACK section if you wanna - 'cause that's what it's for.  EVERY WEEK we'll post a "once-run, years-ago" comic or series or whatever of great content that you would have enjoyed if you were a member of SBC or HBC waaaaaaay back.  Most of this stuff is not even available in our Archives area!  It's great to have a place to share the really good stuff (without re-running it in place of something new) - hence this section begins the 4 part saga of "Deep Seed" by Wasabi from the SpacebabeCentral archives of 2002!  And you ain't seen NUTHIN yet!  Go go go go GO!!!

So without further adieu - THIS WEEK

You're get'n the new James Lemay comic "ALIEN WINTER" (did I mention that I think it's his BEST?), the first issue of Wasabi's "Deep Seed," the FINAL clips from "Bloody Harry" (bummer... but it's ALL ONLINE NOW - and it will GO AWAY next week when something new starts), the FINAL update of "Sex Droids in Space" (thanks again Robotman!), the next set of "Gray GOO" movie clips (you like?  I like it lots!), and "LOST LANDS!"  Yep, Briaeros presents us with another fantastic issue of the adventures of Cameron Connel, and there's way more to come! 

Conclusions

While remaining confident in my own ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, even I must admit that this has really turned out to be a good thing.  With more time to lavish on the combined site, we'll make it deeper, more varying in content, more detailed and just plain better in every way than either of the predecessor sites. 

Let's raise the bar!
Mike da Mutant

07-01-10

What's NEW?  IT'S A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME!

We finally took the plunge and merged SpacebabeCentral and HorrorbabeCentral!
I'm always get'n hassled about there being a distinction without a difference between the technological and supernatural monsters that populate the sites so... here it is!

I kept the VERY BEST from each genre and the new site is full of outstanding content - just check it out!  And this is just the start.  We're gonna revise the Pay Per View page and the Archives collections soon.  There's gonna be a new section called the "Way Back Machine" that'll feature some of the best short stories from years gone by, and every update after today will have SEVEN FEATURES PER WEEK!

Goals: Combine efforts to improve the content quality, stop the redundancy and duplication of effort, expand the possibilities, widen the content mix, and turn up the HEAT!

Complications: unintended consequences will no doubt bite us on the ass for a little while.  You see a bug - PLEASE - drop us a note at the Helpdesk.  The next few days will see an ongoing effort to catch any boo-boos and refine the look and feel of the site, so expect it to be pretty fluid for a while.

Several of these features will end in the next week or two and when that happens we've got some fan-friggin-tastic replacements from James Lemay (TWO new series!), Santana, Slid, AB Lust and others just waiting for a button-spot to open up. NO SNOOZING! As the stories and features conclude they'll go away quick to make room for new stuff - so don't miss a week!

MEMBERS: Your HBC or SBC password still works and will continue to for as long as you remain a member.  New joins will of course not be affected at all. 

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you were a member of BOTH sites you'll need to cancel one membership (doesn't matter which one) to avoid DOUBLE BILLING!  Hey, the LAST thing I wanna do is rip you guys off - you RULE!  But there's some things that we CAN'T do for ya 'cause of tech limits in merging the databases.  Just kill one and the other will still work.  BUT don't KILL 'em both!  That would be BAD!  The new membership price will be going up in two weeks. (Gimme a break, in nine years we've NEVER raised the price.)  ALL CURRENT members (anyone who joined before July 15, 2010) will continue to enjoy the new website at the current monthly $20 price for as long as you remain a member.  Members who join AFTER July 15th will pay the new monthly price!  But whatta friggin' deal!!  BIGGER - BETTER - BADDER and for current members - IT REMAINS THE SAME PRICE!

SBC guys - check out all the glorious new content from HBC!  And HBC guys you get the same in reverse!  TONS of new stuff from "the other side!"

And just to show you that my shriveled little heart is in the right place here's a link to the old websites just in case something that we didn't carry across was important to ya.  Your SBC or HBC username/password will still work for TWO WEEKS - then they're gone FOREVER! 

OLD SpacebabeCentral 
OLD HorrorbabeCentral 

Tomorrow (Friday) we'll surely be fixing whatever we screwed up today and as I said, we'll be doing corrections and enhancements for a while yet.  But guys... I'm really stoked!  This is gonna be so damn good for everybody!

Whatever I screwed up I'll fix.  Soon as you tell me what it is!

I remain your humble servant,
Mike da MUTANT!